I was told there was a sekrit handshake.
No one showed me.
Nobody ever showed you the handshake Chuck?
Must have been a glitch.
Okay, go over there and lay down on that couch........
Lay down and close your eyes.
Are you comfy? Good! Now, blank your mind and relax........
relax............
relax.............
Your eyes are feeling heavy..............
heavier.................
heavier........................
*David snaps his fingers*
Wake up!
Now you know the secret handshake.