PLEASE take no offense! All in fun...
Br. Patrick, we won't take offense, WE know your 'P.M.S.' connection!
I giggled last night when I was at our county fair and overheard this coming from an older, cowboy-lookin' man, hollering to his buddy: "Hey, Ed, ya want some MIDOL?! Ya said ya waz crampin'!" I especially liked his grin at me when he realized I'd heard him and was laughing.