Oh, and here's my biggest one: Oprah Winfrey. You're not that talented, not that bright, and not that pretty. Yet you're a billionaire. I appreciate that you give a lot of your money to good causes, but do you have to pat your own back about it so vigorously every friggin' time? Oh, and guess what: Those people at that French boutique didn't keep you locked out because you were black. They kept you locked out BECAUSE THEY WERE CLOSED. Period. End of story. Bye-bye.
Please, for the love of all that is pure, GET OVER YOURSELF.