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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3250491 times)

Offline TOoP/Bruce

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2790 on: June 13, 2007, 03:33:22 pm »
In the rodeos, Jack Twist had no luck
He was good, I mean, he didn't totally suck.
'till he met Ennis, the ranch hand
with a body tall, supple and tanned
Now on Ennis, he's totally stuck!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2791 on: June 13, 2007, 03:41:38 pm »
Monroe worked at the grocery store.
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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2792 on: June 13, 2007, 03:43:15 pm »

Monroe worked at the grocery store.
wanted Alma as an employee, and more
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2793 on: June 13, 2007, 03:49:41 pm »
Monroe worked at the grocery store.
wanted Alma as an employee, and more
Her kids broke some glass,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2794 on: June 13, 2007, 04:05:58 pm »
Monroe worked at the grocery store.
wanted Alma as an employee, and more
Her kids broke some glass,
but it was no pain in the ass.
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Offline TOoP/Bruce

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2795 on: June 13, 2007, 04:10:55 pm »
Monroe worked at the grocery store.
wanted Alma as an employee, and more
Her kids broke some glass,
but it was no pain in the ass.
As he sweetly helped clean up the floor.
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Offline Mikaela

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2796 on: June 13, 2007, 04:58:16 pm »
Another....


Jack grew up in the back of beyond
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2797 on: June 13, 2007, 10:58:24 pm »
Quote from: Mikaela on June 13, 2007, 04:58:16 pm
Another....


Jack grew up in the back of beyond
Blowing in the wind hitherand yon
wyoming and texas and back again
always to Ennis his true love his best friend
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2798 on: June 13, 2007, 11:18:24 pm »
Jack grew up in the back of beyond
Blowing in the wind hitherand yon.
Wyoming and Texas and back again,
Always to Ennis, his true love, his best friend,
For they shared an unbreakable bond.
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Offline TOoP/Bruce

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2799 on: June 14, 2007, 07:14:51 am »
When Lureen was feeling blue
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