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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3250582 times)

Offline loneleeb3

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2810 on: June 14, 2007, 11:41:11 am »
Quote from: Lucise on June 14, 2007, 11:30:34 am
Loved that last one!  :)
New one..


'I don't pay you to stem the rose," he said
Agurrie look at Jack like he wished he were dead
Jack was shocked at what he had just said
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2811 on: June 14, 2007, 12:23:42 pm »



               Agurrie look at Jack like he wished he were dead
               Jack was shocked at what he had just said
               He knew that they had been watched
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2812 on: June 14, 2007, 12:27:44 pm »



               Agurrie look at Jack like he wished he were dead
               Jack was shocked at what he had just said
               He knew that they had been watched
               The summer job they had botched
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2813 on: June 14, 2007, 12:30:37 pm »
 Agurrie look at Jack like he wished he were dead
               Jack was shocked at what he had just said
               He knew that they had been watched
               The summer job they had botched
               But the Dozy Embrace filled his head.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2814 on: June 14, 2007, 12:36:12 pm »
(Extra Credit:)

"I don't pay you to stem the rose"
Said Aguirre, as he looked down his nose.
Jack wished he was dead
When Joe said, "I want head",
And proceeded to take off his clothes.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2815 on: June 14, 2007, 12:52:17 pm »
Ole Aguirre is such a dick
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2816 on: June 14, 2007, 01:36:35 pm »
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And proceeded to take off his clothes.

EWWWWWWWWWW! :o
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2817 on: June 14, 2007, 01:45:32 pm »


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                Ole Aguirre is such a dick
                Jack better learn a new trick
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2818 on: June 14, 2007, 03:18:14 pm »
Ole Aguirre is such a dick
Jack better learn a new trick.
He told Jack to sleep
in the tent with a sheep.
Ewe bet Jack chose the ram, not the "chick."
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2819 on: June 14, 2007, 03:22:39 pm »
Lashaun was simply enchanting.
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