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How to Speak Brokeback for Dummies (starting over...)
DeeDee:
--- Quote from: Lucise on April 19, 2006, 12:08:38 pm ---Brokie for Dummies, cont'd: ;D [please excuse my slop-bucket mouth 8) ]
Lively lil gal! = There I was thinking that my goose was cooked! Look at this poor loser, trapped with another one who just can't shut up. She's kinda hot tho', but dammit, you'd have to do more than pay me to live with her day-in, day-out, Jesus H.!
Jack asks Ennis, "What 'bout you?" Ennis replies:
"Me, I..I dont know" = What can i say, my life is so fuckin' screwed up when you are not there. How many times have I wrang it out imagining I was doin' you ... Shit, you know more about me than anyone else in this world ... I am utterly fucked when you are not there, and not in a good way either...
Me neither = " Like hell you ain't "queer"! The way you were riding this azz last night was beyond fuckin' amazing! I want this dude more than I can ever fuckin' admit to him, hell, I'd sell my own daddy in a flash if I had to, justa have another night with him. "I aint't no queer" indeed...whatever! "
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LMAO.. if you guys get any funnier, I'll have to start wearing diapers.
isabelle:
LMAO.. if you guys get any funnier, I'll have to start wearing diapers.
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Now THIS is funny too!
isabelle:
Ennis to Alma (I'm quoting from memory): "Uh... there's some smoke in the pocket of my shirt if you want some".
"And while you're at it, just take the smokes and pack this shirt in a bag, along with my other spare shirt and my spare jeans - after the hello we've just given each other, I think me and Jack's gonna need a few days out in the wild to catch up on old times. Tooth brush as well, please, but don't bother too much about the fishing rod and creel case - I'll grab hold of that on the way out if I think of it."
Sheyne:
You know I ain't queer..
Jack, I have had an incredibly traumatic upbringing. I am an orphan, raised by indifferent siblings, thrown into menial, hard ranch work because the car broke down and I could no longer go to school. But while my father WAS alive, he was kind enough to show me and my brother the mutilated corpse of a man he very likely murdered for being a homosexual. Naturally this scarred me terribly and taught me the lesson that homosexuality is punishable by death, should local bigots get wind of the fact. Now, you've not only taken my virginity, but my heart as well and I need to say out loud that I'm not a gay man, despite being absolutely head over heels in love with you. I'm very confused but asserting heterosexuality is one way towards making me feel better about wanting to have sex with you lots till this job is over.
The "Me Neither" was done beautifully by Lucise. I ain't touchin that one!!! :laugh: :laugh:
Lumière:
--- Quote from: hungry_hungryhippos on April 20, 2006, 08:37:47 am ---
You know I ain't queer..
Jack, I have had an incredibly traumatic upbringing. I am an orphan, raised by indifferent siblings, thrown into menial, hard ranch work because the car broke down and I could no longer go to school. But while my father WAS alive, he was kind enough to show me and my brother the mutilated corpse of a man he very likely murdered for being a homosexual. Naturally this scarred me terribly and taught me the lesson that homosexuality is punishable by death, should local bigots get wind of the fact. Now, you've not only taken my virginity, but my heart as well and I need to say out loud that I'm not a gay man, despite being absolutely head over heels in love with you. I'm very confused but asserting heterosexuality is one way towards making me feel better about wanting to have sex with you lots till this job is over.
The "Me Neither" was done beautifully by Lucise. I ain't touchin that one!!! :laugh: :laugh:
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lol Sheyne! ;D
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