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How to Speak Brokeback for Dummies (starting over...)
Lumière:
*whistles idly*
Who gives a bump? I do!! ;D
Lumière:
Bumping some precious old threads!! 8)
mvansand76:
Thanks for bumping, this is so cool! I think I might add a bump...
Front-Ranger:
Four years ago today!!
--- Quote from: YaadPyar on March 30, 2006, 04:33:28 pm ---Okay, now what are the rules for speaking Brokeback? We all know that in order to be a true Brokie, you have to get all of the "ism"s down and use them frequently.
-- If you are impatient with someone, it is customary to say: "Whatta ya waitin' for, cowboy? A matin' call?"
-- Double negatives are imperative.
-- Sheep are called "woolies."
-- "Ketchup" is a catch-all word for every type of condiment.
- To get skinny-assed cowboys out of your trailer, start a phone call and glare at them until they bolt.
- Stop your wife from asking for cigarettes, and thus frustrating your secret tryst by always having smokes in the pocket of your blue shirt.
- Alleviate your ex-wife's suspicions by telling her she 'don't know nothin'
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southendmd:
Thanks for bumping, Lee. Gosh, the threads I have never seen! This one is particularly funny and touching. For the content, as well as the lovely people involved.
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