Ushers to their places. The throng of the audience is palpable. Good news everybody, all the snack stations are restocking their products for the third time. So far we have sold 54956745745165785612786 Choc Top Icecreams, 7657865225987689275496gallons of Slushy, and 165514165716785874265268946592185986452645 bags of Maltezers, with 474176491696539131634 Big Mac trucks of Popcorn waltzing across the counters! It's going to be a great opening night audience, if for nothing else but the sugar rushes!
As this is a Plamovey, (Play/Movie hybrid), the curtain will raise/camera will roll at 6pm sharp somewhere in the world! The first dress rehersal last night infront of a small trial audience went well so I am anticipating a great reception at the real thing.
I would appreciate promtness on the opening scene Actors' part as the show must go on! However, it is not necessary for all cast to be present if you have nothing to contribute in the early stages. You will be considered to be crew and audience, so please pitch in with set decorations for the appropriate scenes, musical accompaniments, or supportive criticism. Remember, the louder we applaud, the better we perform!
*****Please report to Make up and Costume all actors in the opening sequence: Ennis Del Mar (Older); Jack Twist (Older); Horny Fly; Aguire; Jack's Pants; Blades of Grass; Truck Driver; All other paticipants in scene one who have something to contribute with relevance!Our Boys, who met on Brokeback, honored be your names. Your story done, your souls be one, in heaven as they were on Brokeback. Grant us this day our friendly posts. And forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespassed against you. And lead us not into vexation, but deliver us from hatred. For yours was the struggle, and the union, and the triumph forever and ever. Yeehaw.