Just got back from my first night in a tent since BBM came out. *Coulda had the entire conversation in BBM-speak:
"Beans is 'bout all we got left."
"No more beans."
"You got whiskey or sumthin?"
"Freeze your ass off when the fire dies down. Better off sleepin in the tent."
"You're commutin four hours a day? Sheeeeit. That's hard."
And in response to the thousand-dollar water filter that wouldn't pump any water:
"This is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation."
But I am shy, so "no more beans" was as close as I got. Woulda been fun to riff a bit, though.
* I still use the improper spellings that I've always used. It's interesting, because now that I've read the way Annie writes out the accent, I've realized that, yes, people in the mountain west really do separate the "a" (for "to") from the preceding word. So I used to say "gonna," and that's still what I write, but I find that I'm lengthening the sounds to something like "goin a" when I speak. Still looks weird to write it, though, so I don't.