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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
alec716:
--- Quote from: meryl on July 06, 2006, 08:05:28 pm ---((Meryl jacks the Sacred Pentecostal Mountain Bike into high gear))
%% Egad, I have to nab that pesky Cloth before he double entendres us all to death. What an obsessive-compulsive scene stealer insufferable ham! %%
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TERRY CLOTH:
** I 'm not worried. It ain't gonna be like that. Without her little darlin' helper pills, the HIGHLY ENTENDRE'D PRIESTESS ain't Harley runnin' on all cylinders and she ain't gettin' up... this here Mountain. No way. **
Meryl:
** SEE WHAT I MEAN?! **
((Puts in Sacred Ear Plugs and continues up the Mountain at top speed, cheered on, for once, by the entire Cast and Crew))
alec716:
--- Quote from: meryl on July 06, 2006, 08:40:31 pm ---** SEE WHAT I MEAN?! **
((Puts in Sacred Ear Plugs and continues up the Mountain at top speed, cheered on, for once, by the entire Cast and Crew))
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TERRY CLOTH:
** The HIGHLY MEAN AND PLUGGED PRIESTESS had BetterMake sure that her bike is in good runnin' order. I'd hate to see sumpthin' go wrong and her end up slip-slidin' away and all... ;) **
Meryl:
((The High Priestess roars onto the set and pulls up with a screech outside Mr. Raymille’s Production Office. Leaping from the Bike, she throws open the door and confronts the startled Director, currently in mid-conference with the newly hired 14th Assistant Director.))
** I demand that production stop immediately and not resume until TERRY CLOTH and his greasy accomplice have been captured!! They must be restored to me for punish---safekeeping at once! **
((Mr. Raymille rises stiffly from his favorite casting couch and begins to reply, but the words stop in his throat. He watches in mounting alarm as the High Priestess turns first red, then green, then a nice robin’s egg blue, then purple. Her eyes bulge, there is a rubbery, creaking sound like a balloon being squeezed to the breaking point…))
** I demand…I de…mand….I….
SPROOOOIIIINNNGGGGGGGG!!!!! KA-FONG-AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
CRRRRUNCHHH!!!!
((The Anorek-Sea-Wrap has worn off at last))
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Ellemeno:
--- Quote from: meryl on July 06, 2006, 09:22:41 pm ---((The Anorek-Sea-Wrap has worn off at last))
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THE ASSISTANT
%% See, I'm thinkin', sometimes an instruction manual is needed. %%
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