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alec716:
(( TERRY CLOTH hustles over to SHEEP. ))
** Hey, all you SHEEP, lose the munchkin costumes and stop singing that ding-dong song. PLEASE show some respect to The Face of Tragedy... I mean in the face of tragedy. We must mourn our loss in a dignified and communal and Feng Shui-ed way. **
alec716:
(( TERRY CLOTH risks triggering his Very Bad Memories of a bawdy interlude with Mr. Raymille and Daniel and runs over to the Director's trailer. SHEEP follow -- that's what sheep do, right? Surrounded by SHEEP and a startled MR. RAYMILLE, TERRY CLOTH falls to the floor and cradles the limp body of the HIGHLY SUSPICIOUSLY ACTING PRIESTESS and sings... ))
TERRY CLOTH:
There's a place for us...
a time and a new face for you...
Somewhere.
Meryl:
((Much to the disappointment of the sheep and TERRY CLOTH, the High Priestess shows no sign of expiring. Quickly rousing herself and throwing off the hambone Warshcloth, with an excruciating
CHNNIICHGGNNNAAAACCCKKKK!!
Meryl squeezes her now gigantic person through the hole her head has made in the roof of the Production Office and steps out onto the set.))
** What the fucking fuck.......**
((Insane with terror, the Crew run screaming in all directions.))
Ellemeno:
THE WIND, in anticipation of The Great Event to Come, and serenely unaware of the mayhem ensuing in the previous post, begins to softly croon in a RobertaFlackian breeze:
** The first time ever I saw your FACE
I thought THE SUN rose in your eyes
And THE MOON and stars were the gifts you gave
To the dark and the empty skies, my love,
To the dark and the empty skies.
The first time ever I kissed your LIPS
And felt your heart beat close to mine
Like the trembling heart of a captive SHEEP
That was there at my command, my love
That was there at my command.
And the first time ever I lay with you
I felt your heart so close to mine
And I knew OUR BOYS would fill the air
And last till the end of time my love
It would last till the end of time my love
The first time ever I saw your face, your face,your face,your face.
alec716:
(( Narrowly escaping the Prada clutch ... er, evil clutches of the HIGHLY DEVILISH AND NEWLY GIGANTIC PRIESTESS, a duped TERRY CLOTH jumps on Mrs. Twist's Sacred Mountain Bike, even though Walter's last name is all over it, and roars back up the Mountain to enjoy the coming Tent Scene. ))
TERRY CLOTH:
** I can't believe I almost fell for the HIGH PRIESTESS' Tony-impersonating, I mean -award winning, performance. And WIND, please be at my back and help me get up the Mountain or I'm gonna give YOU Flack... ;) **
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