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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Daniel:
DEAD SEVERELY INJURED SHEEP
((hobbles down the mountain limping on three legs.. Spies Ennis on a horse and goes over to him with subtle dancing movements))
((In Barbra Streisand's voice))
Well, darling. You would not believe what happened last night.
I was just sitting out here minding my own business,
and this young trickster, this wolf in sheep's clothing, this doggy thing
came up and started munching on me.
Now, trust me, darling, I don't mind being munched on.. We sheep do
it all the time, but this one fella, well he was just too much.
So I thought I'd get away from that sleazy Republican, and darling,
can you believe it. I slipped on a banana peel... Damn banana peels are
takin' over the mountain. We sheep can't hardly get a good foothold anymore.
Now I know you and your boy toy down there have a real fetish for bananas,
but don't you think you could at least keep the peels in one place... Well darling,
I just don't think you should be letting us sheep get along that way... You've got
responsibilities you know. You've got to stand up for us little folk. You can't just go shirking your duties
any time you feel like it.
((holds up slightly chewed up leg))
Now look here, Mr. Del Mar.... Go on and look. Do you think that's the way to treat little sheep like me.
Honestly, if you're not gonna be there for us, you might have sent a letter or something. We could have used some
advance notification. If you're not going to do your duty, turn your gun over to the authorities, and we'll get along without you.
I can lead a bunch of sheep as well as anyone can, from the way you two are handling it. You two think we're dumb, but I tell you,
there is more in this head than a bunch of fluff. And that's the truth, Mr. Del Mar.
((looks sorely at Ennis))
Well, I suppose if you're going back up with the sheep and pretend to watch us, I'll come up with you. Someone smart has got to keep an eye on things.
And watch where you're pointing that gun.
DeeDee:
YOUNG ENNIS:
((Sees a limping sheep coming toward him, gallops up to meet him halfway))
Hey little guy, what's wrong? You look like you had a pretty rough night. Hope it t'wasn' too serious.
%% Sure wish this sheep here could talk, cause I'll be damned if he ain't giving me dirty looks.%%
Daniel:
YOUNG JACK
%% Pastrami on Rye, Pastrami on Rye. Gotta remember that for when we get back to town.%%
((starts to go through their few possessions, seeing if there is anything he can learn about Ennis from his clothing or belongings. He grabs up Ennis's other white shirt, or was it his own, he couldn't tell anymore.))
%% I guess its' time to clean this stuff. What I'm wearing ain't the best in the world neither. %%
((Grabs what clothing he can, including TERRY, and heads over to the rushing river nearby. Jack looks around a moment, but realizes he's quite alone at the moment, strips off his clothing but shivers in the cold air. Puts his boots back on at least, to keep his feet warm, then proceeds to vigorously scrub the clothing in the river.))
((The cold rushing wind against his skin only reminds him again of Ennis's warm body against his the night before. Despite the chill, Jack finds himself responding to that mental image, hardening.))
%% Jesus, 'n broad daylight? %%
DeeDee:
******
Sashca1007:
JACK'S PANTS -
** SSS-sspblubb-blubb--PFoo!!! >gasp< OW! OW! OWW-W!!!!**
%% Jeez LouEEEZ! I kin handle sweet Mrs. Twist washing me, she only scrubs hard enough to get me clean. But this... YOUNG JACK is beatin' me so hard with this stick.... DANG! But I'm lookin' up at his face as he's doin' it, and... I think there's a mite more to this beatin' I'm gettin' than just makin' sure I'm clean. Wounded angel is what he looks like. %%
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