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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Pipedream:
((A little later in Olivia's new luxury owl-partment...)) ::)
DeeDee:
YOUNG ENNIS:
(( Ennis, riding with the sheep, looks up at the sky and notices dark clouds moving in. He herds the sheep further up to pasture, and looks down toward the camp to search for Jack.))
%% I jes' can't keep away from 'em. I better git down there soon. Don't wanna be caught up here in no storm. He might need ma help securin' the campsite. Who ya kiddin' Del Mar? Ya jes' lookin' for a reason to spend the night in the tent.%%
(( He makes up his mind and starts down the mountain))
Daniel:
YOUNG JACK:
((Thunder rips across the sky as Jack finishes making dinner. He looks up and sees black clouds from horizon to horizon, and shakes his head. He quickly gets up and secures as much as he can under a tarp, even as Ennis rides up to help him.))
((They say nothing as they prepare their camp for the storm to come. Jack, determined, looks over and can see Ennis's eyes filled with worry.))
Ennis?! You doin' alright?
Sashca1007:
** This image was captured earlier from the Sacred Relic Room surveillance tape. Apparently YOUNG JACK was so baffled by the DISAPPEARING LOG, he conducted an extensive search for it, leading to his discovery of a multitude of logs that had 'disappeared' over the years on Brokeback. YOUNG JACK appears to be nursing his hurt feelings of 'wood abandonment'. **
** I have to say it. If I DID have any 'wood', you can bet it would disappear at the sight of Joe Aguirre comin' at me. ** :P :laugh:
%% Or was this all my imagination.... could have been... ;) %%
Lumière:
((Lucise Indapaddock walks confidently onto the set, dressed to kill.
The cast and crew members stare at him, stunned, wondering what the big occasion is; even MIKA the DUMBASS MULE does a double take when she sees Lucise in his fake Armani suit...))
%%
I hope I don't smell like sheep pee! There was a funny yellow stain on the back of my shirt here..I sure hope Peeing Sheep has not been messing about in my trailer again... >:(..
Anyway...focus Lucise..FOCUS!
%%
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Everybody! Can I have your attention please?
Jee, I am sure as hell sorry if I am interrupting any intense coupling scenes, but this is important business ...
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((Silence ...))
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