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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
DeeDee:
--- Quote from: Front-Ranger on July 25, 2006, 03:41:23 pm ---**Mr. Sheep Wrangler really got it bad!! He doesn't even notice that there are twice as many sheep as there were yesterday, due to the Chilean sheep getting tangled up with ours!!**
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YOUNG ENNIS:
(( The next morning, Ennis and Jack, not wanting to be apart, head up to the sheep together. As they get closer, they can hear cursing and yelling in spanish.))
Jack! Whut the hell is goin' on? Our sheep is all mixed up. Whut we gonna do about it? Aguirre's gonna have our hides. This ain't no good boy. Shoulda came on up here last night.
%% Wouldn't a come up here las' night for a shoebox a twenties %%
Daniel:
--- Quote from: saucycobblers on July 25, 2006, 05:40:38 pm ---**Oh... er... hello Mr Raphaelson. How delightful. May I call you Guy? What a pleasure to make your acquaintance! You may have noted my first TV spot advertising the Broken Arsed range of masculine skin soothers? I hear the range is doing extremely well - particularly in the more remote parts of Oklahoma.
May I take the opportunity to invite you to discuss my percentage and list of perks over a few glasses of... er... chilled fruit smoothie? The banana is particularly good round these parts.**
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GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):
**
That sounds delicious, but right now I have to get inside this tent, grab my suitcase and briefcase and find more suitable lodgings so I can change into something not covered with mud. Perhaps we can meet later on this evening and discuss those things... I hear the banana smoothies are..** ((winks at JBB) ** particularly good round these parts.
Actually, I think you might be able to help me. I'd go in myself, except there's some spilled red wine in there, and I have a rather strong psychotic reaction to the sight of red wine due to my Erythroenophobia.... It doesn't affect my work any, except when people insist on having it at business meetings, but people do have a tendency to look at you weird when you tell them about it. Please try and keep it to yourself and a few close friends, so my career isn't ruined.
**
Daniel:
--- Quote from: DeeDee on July 25, 2006, 05:43:21 pm ---
YOUNG ENNIS:
(( The next morning, Ennis and Jack, not wanting to be apart, head up to the sheep together. As they get closer, they can hear cursing and yelling in spanish.))
Jack! Whut the hell is goin' on? Our sheep is all mixed up. Whut we gonna do about it? Aguirre's gonna have our hides. This ain't no good boy. Shoulda came on up here last night.
%% Wouldn't a come up here las' night for a shoebox a twenties %%
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YOUNG JACK:
((looks over the scene slightly bored.))
Now calm down, Ennis! We'll get through this somehow. We always have afore. We just gotta get in there and get our sheep sorted out. The dogs'll help us.
((Jack is afraid to admit he's a little concerned himself, but the steamy way that Ennis's looking at him isn't helping him think any.))
saucycobblers:
--- Quote from: Daniel on July 25, 2006, 05:46:44 pm ---GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):
**
Actually, I think you might be able to help me. I'd go in myself, except there's some spilled red wine in there, and I have a rather strong psychotic reaction to the sight of red wine due to my Erythroenophobia.... It doesn't affect my work any, except when people insist on having it at business meetings, but people do have a tendency to look at you weird when you tell them about it. Please try and keep it to yourself and a few close friends, so my career isn't ruined.
**
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((JBB tries not to snigger))
** Uh... ok, Guy. **
%% Sheesh, what a loser...%%
** How can I help? **
%% I'm sure I came here for something?? %%
Lumière:
--- Quote from: Daniel on July 25, 2006, 05:50:22 pm ---YOUNG JACK:
((looks over the scene slightly bored.))
Now calm down, Ennis! We'll get through this somehow. We always have afore. We just gotta get in there and get our sheep sorted out. The dogs'll help us.
((Jack is afraid to admit he's a little concerned himself, but the steamy way that Ennis's looking at him isn't helping him think any.))
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