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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Meryl:
((TIMMY puts on The Jeans, singing to himself))
** You put yer right foot in, you put yer left foot out, you put yer both legs in, and you shake 'em all about.... **
alec716:
(( TERRY CLOTH has noticed MR. RAYMILLE's suspicious absence from the BAM set. Since Our Beloved Director's previous hiatus involved enhancement of certain supposed-to-be-private-but-heck-what-are-boundaries-here-on-the-Performance-Thread parts, TERRY CLOTH cannot help but wonder if MR. RAYMILLE has had facial reconstruction surgery in an attempt to lure ever more talent talented actors onto the casting couch into the BAM production family. If so, this would be just one more example of MR. RAYMILLE's willingness to suffer for our art. (Clarification: the AUDIENCE suffers due to our art, the Director suffers for it. ;) ) ))
TERRY CLOTH:
** MR. RAYMILLE, if you don't want folks to recognize you, you'd better change your wardrobe color... **
alec716:
TERRY CLOTH:
** I just want to be clear, before MR. RAYMILLE's legal department contacts me, that I am IN NO WAY insinuating that MR. RAYMILLE had any cheeks enhanced other than those on his face. ;) TIMMY is not MR. RAYMILLE, he just borrows occasionally from his wardrobe. **
--- Quote from: meryl on August 09, 2006, 08:20:32 pm ---
(( TIMMY tries on his costume ))
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Pipedream:
--- Quote from: alec716 on August 09, 2006, 11:28:31 pm ---
TERRY CLOTH:
** C'mon, OWLMA, you an' OLLIE ain't married. You don't want JUNIOR to grow up the product of a broken nest, do ya? I'm saving money for a small tree, got a tobacco can with two dryer sheets inside. Not a big nest egg, but a start. And maybe either the HIGHLY AVAILABLE PRIESTESS or her HIGHLY OVEREXPOSED BUTTY BUDDY TIMMY would officiate when we buy our vOWLs take our vows. So c'mon for a spin on life's wheel a fortune with me! And don't give me a pat "no" for an answer... gimme a pat and say JACK .... I mean say yes! **
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Owl Olivia:
** Wait a second, Terry! I'll be right back! **
((In the owl-partment...))
Pipedream:
((A little later...))
Owl Olivia:
Okay, Terry F*ckin Cloth, I agree to marry you and move to Riverton, but I have the following conditioners:
1. You are the warshrag, so you’ll keep the house clean. You are used to hangin around anyway, aren’t ya?
2. I will go out for hunting or else whenever I like. You don’t ask where I fly and I won’t make you eat mice...
3. None of your butt lotion buddies in our house, please!
4. You pay all the bills, and we use your fees to get our kid a good education.
Can we agree on all that? Fine then. Here I am. ;D
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