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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Meryl:
--- Quote from: Lucise on August 09, 2006, 09:21:01 pm ---AUDIENCE MEMBER:
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OMG!! OMG!!
Some one call the paramedics!
Someone dial 9-1-1! NOW!
TIMMY has twisted his beer gut! He is mooning us from the front! :o
Heeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!
**
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TIMMY:
** A-HAHAHA! Don't worry, son, I'm fine, I'm fine! HAHA, yessirree Bob, I get that all the time. It's nothin' to worry about, just my particular gift, y'might say. I like t'think my U-Neek Phyzeek is what got me my role on this here movie! Before I was born, "ass backwards" was just a sayin'! Now it's the gospel truth, heh heh heh! Relax, m'boy, relax! **
((Still chuckling to himself, TIMMY obliges the fascinated audience members by modeling his finished costume from both front and back, to enthusiastic applause, and ends with an impromptu autograph session. ))
MERYL:
Congrats to Alec on Post #2000, and to Broken Arsed Productions, too!! YEEHAW! 8)
DeeDee:
YOUNG ENNIS:
(( After the wedding, Ennis and Alma settled into life with each other. Ennis loved her like a dutiful husband, but he was not in love with her. That part of his heart was already taken.))
Hold on ta me, Alma...wheeeeeeee...
(( Down the hill on the sled, they went. Giggling like kids, having fun. He was pulled into the snow by her and images of that last snow on Brokeback flashed through his mind.))
%% That was tha beginnin' of tha end for us.%%
isabelle:
Minister:
%% OK, so they got married without me having to tell them that they were now Man and Wife. Well, that's good, because with the look on the poor boy's face I'd never've had the guts to actually marry them. I'd've simply told Ennis to run out of the Church while I kissed his bride, and do whatever it was that he ought to have been doing.
Come to think of it, maybe they should have come to me for advice...%%
Meryl:
((Meryl relaxes in her trailer after her makeup and wig session for TIMMY's big scene))
%% I feel ready. More than ready! Just put me in my costume, hand me a shovel and bring on that hot, sweaty YOUNG ENNIS! %% :P
Daniel:
--- Quote from: isabelle on August 10, 2006, 08:23:06 pm ---Minister:
%% OK, so they got married without me having to tell them that they were now Man and Wife. Well, that's good, because with the look on the poor boy's face I'd never've had the guts to actually marry them. I'd've simply told Ennis to run out of the Church while I kissed his bride, and do whatever it was that he ought to have been doing.
Come to think of it, maybe they should have come to me for advice...%%
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GUY RAPHAELSON:
**Now that your part has passed, Joll E. Minister, we thought you might like to see the new hard candy line we're pushing out. Jolly Ministers, cause the ranchers in this sure ain't. Flavors: Cherry, Apple, Lemon, Coconut Pecan**
((Guy smiles jauntily))
**If you notice all the Jolly Ministers start out straight and narrow, but if you put them in your mouth and suck on them a little, they soften up really easily.**
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