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alec716:
--- Quote from: Ellemeno on August 09, 2006, 07:50:12 pm ---To: Mr. TERRY CLOTH
From: Ms. VERA WANG
Subject: Use of my name in vain
Message: Dear Mr. CLOTH (BTW, I like that name!),
It has come to my attention that you have used my name in reference to a certain bodily act. My attorneys assure me that if I should take you to court on this matter, we would beat you. They say we would masticate you, and spit you out.
Bearing this in mind, I ask that you refrain from tossing off my name that way. I bear you no ill will. In fact, I send you two bottles of my eponymous cologne. Not sure what's in it - a sheep brought some by one day and said we could bottle it under our name....
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TERRY MOXIE-IS-BACK-LIKE-OWLMA-DID-NOT-JUST-DISS-HIS-MARRIAGE-PROPOSAL CLOTH:
** Hey, fancy Vera lady, my lawyer would write you back but he's Wang-king off in MASTER BATEMILLE's MISTER RAYMILLE's trailer. You don't happen to reupholster casting couches, do you? Maybe you and I could get together sometime... my fabric, your design talent... who knows what could happen. ;) And thanks for the emuleponymous cologne! But sheepers creepers, I could asphyxiate from the smell. Kinda reminds me a whiskey. **
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AUDIENCE MEMBER:
**
OMG!! OMG!!
Some one call the paramedics!
Someone dial 9-1-1! NOW!
TIMMY has twisted his beer gut! He is mooning us from the front! :o
Heeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!
**
Daniel:
--- Quote from: Daniel on August 09, 2006, 07:40:12 pm ---GUY RAPHAELSON:
((Guy picks up his fork carefully and digs into the garden salad... First he pierces the tantalizing shrimp and breaks off the tail with a practiced flick of the wrist. Suddenly a thought enters his mind.))
**I forgot to wash my hands, Lucise. I'll be right back.**
((He heads to the bathroom, and the world becomes unsure of his return.))
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GUY RAPHAELSON:
((Surprisingly, Guy returns after a few minutes.))
((Guy sits down with a smile in Lucise's direction, noticing how he is watching his every movement.))
**So how did the sheep sorting go?**
alec716:
--- Quote from: Pipedream on August 09, 2006, 07:17:51 pm ---((Owl Olivia and lil' Olli Owl who has accompanied her to the wedding can't quite believe their owl-ears...)) ::)
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TERRY CLOTH:
** C'mon, OWLMA, you an' OLLIE ain't married. You don't want JUNIOR to grow up the product of a broken nest, do ya? I'm saving money for a branch, got a tobacco can with two dryer sheets inside. Not a big nest egg, but a start. And maybe either the HIGHLY AVAILABLE PRIESTESS or her HIGHLY OVEREXPOSED BUTTY BUDDY TIMMY would officiate when we buy our vOWLs take our vows. So c'mon for a spin on life's wheel a fortune with me! And don't give me a pat "no" for an answer... gimme a pat and say JACK .... I mean say yes! **
&& Phew, close one there, almost blew it... better be careful there, Cloth, Butter her up but don't mention JACK... &&
(( TERRY CLOTH, in reviewing his brilliant contributions to Western civilization and the human condition in general ridiculous postings from earlier today, realizes that he posted reply number 2000 on this Thread!! A big Broken Arsed YEEHAW to all of us and our long-suffering AUDIENCE!!!! ))
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