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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Front-Ranger:
ALMA: Ennis, hunny, you know we need to move to town. There's a real nice place available right over the laundromat...think how wonderful it would be to have clean clothes all the time...just like when your mom was alive to do your laundry for you? Hunny? **She thinks she hears the sound of a dryer running... but it's only the wind**
Front-Ranger:
ALMA: **I know I can get my way with Ennis, cause here's how he sees me:**
Ellemeno:
%% Them Perky PJ bottoms are so hot, they levitate Ennis's feet right off the floor a couple a inches. %%
alec716:
--- Quote from: Sashca1007 on August 20, 2006, 04:37:51 pm ---JACK'S PANTS temporarily taking on the role of ENNIS'S PERKY-PRINT JAMMY BOTTOMS -
%% Ha! That old RAG-a-muffin ain't got nothin' on me... that smart-alec-y WARSHRAG struttin' around with all his rag-hags admirers in tow... thinks he's all that because he gets to warsh the man's goobly-bits once in a while. Sorry, Bud, but I got ya beat.... I get to stay wrapped around all those heavenly parts all night long... and some 'o those nights I get to soak up some VERY special offerings from our love-sick cowboy. I am one lucky pair of JAMMY PANTS. *dee-e-ep sigh...* %% ;D
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TERRY CLOTH:
** Look, ya upstart JAMMY PANTS, I was playin a seminal role on this here production, not just a goobly bit part, back when you were still a bale a cotton in a whorehouse warehouse. ;) And trust me, I know, there's enough of ENNIS' offerings to go around, so don't get all possessive. We gotta work together as a team, so let's just semen-t a friendship here and move on ... **
(( ENNIS grabs TERRY CLOTH from under the bed and swirls him goobly-ward. ENNIS brushes TERRY CLOTH up against JAMMY PANTS and TERRY CLOTH likes what he feels. He is glad to have found a companion where none was expected. TERRY, riding against JAMMY PANTS' back in the treacherous, drunken night, thought he'd never had such a good time, felt he could paw the white out of the fabric that covers ENNIS' moon. ))
TERRY CLOTH:
** Hey, JAMMY, that tickles! :laugh: **
(( TERRY CLOTH is surprised at JAMMY's whispered suggestion. ))
TERRY CLOTH:
** Um, sure, JAMMY, you can cuff me... ;) **
(( And TERRY CLOTH begins PANTing ... ))
alec716:
--- Quote from: Front-Ranger on August 20, 2006, 10:18:40 pm ---ALMA: **Okay, if Jack's Body Butter is going to foresake me.... I'll just use the next best thing available!! Somebody said, Necessity is the mother of invention, and I am the mother of the mother of invention, so here goes!! ((She pulls out of the cabinet, a jar of Vick's Vaporub!!))
**VVR, my new best friend!!** ~~Vick's is the medicine of choice for asthmatic children like Jenny.~~
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= TERRY CLOTH will stand in for the role of VICK SVAPE O'RUB =
VICK:
** Hey, ALMA, watch where yer grabbin! It says right here on my label, "Not intended for goobly bits or warsh rags!!" This bed is kinda full and there's a lot goin' on... I don't wanna get any a the men-th-all excited just to leave 'em burned. **
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