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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
alec716:
--- Quote from: Front-Ranger on August 21, 2006, 05:24:57 pm ---
ALMA (aside to Vick):
Hushup, Vick, I don't care what yer label says, I had to press you into service cuz JBB is AWOL in Portland, Oregon!!
--- End quote ---
VICK:
** Of all the places I been pressed into, I ain't never known one like this here dark place called "service." Talk about asphyxiatin' from the smell. ;) Folks think movie stiffs never do much of a job, but this work is hard... here I am, up at the crack of ALMA dawn, jes' hopin' TIMMY don't get a hold a me next, while ENNIS is lettin' them perky front girls go to waste. I'm more of a chest man, myself. Speakin' a chests, I heard about that time TIMMY got a hold a TERRY.... **
alec716:
--- Quote from: DeeDee on August 21, 2006, 05:29:42 pm ---
YOUNG ENNIS:
%% What is all that smell comin' from? How come now I feel like eating a peppermint patty? %%
--- End quote ---
TERRY CLOTH: (from under the bed, where ALMA has tossed him and where he is man enough to ride JAMMY PANTS for more than eight seconds):
** Which kind, ENNIS? ;) **
or
?
Daniel:
--- Quote from: nakymaton on August 21, 2006, 06:15:03 pm ---~~Meanwhile, somewhere in Texas, there's a rodeo goin' on...~~
BULL:
((Stands in pen, looking a little...
... umm, horny, you might say.))
%%
So, cowboy, think you're man enough to ride me for eight seconds?
%%
--- End quote ---
YOUNG JACK:
%% Sure as hell am gonna try. Gotta wave to the girls in the stands ya know, not like there's any there I'd really wanna wave to, but 'skinda expected a'me. You can make it easier for me by not buckin' so much.%%
**Totally off topic: The North Texas state fair and rodeo is this week. Yee Haw.**
Front-Ranger:
ALMA:
Ennis? Ennis? I tried clicking on refresh, but no Ennis there...
**Terry, JBB, I miss U! At least in town and over the laundry, reliable electrical connections would be assured...and access to my best friend and mother's little helper, Vick's Vibrator Rub!!**
alec716:
--- Quote from: Front-Ranger on August 21, 2006, 11:01:16 pm ---
ALMA:
**Terry, JBB, I miss U! !**
--- End quote ---
TERRY CLOTH:
** ALMA, I'm down here under the bed where you threw me an' JAMMY PANTS to get it on amongst the dust bunnies whilst you was gettin' tumbled like a weed. Anyways, I gotta go... time to read my kid a bedtime story...
** Oh no, I meant this one...
** By the way, it turns out I'm not the only one onset with a hitherto-unknown kid... looks like TIMMY mighta been pregnant, not just chubby, after all!
**
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