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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Daniel:
YOUNG JACK:
((Trying to hide his disgust, grabs another napkin and retrieves the chewed tobacco from his pocket.))
Miss Newsome, this here's an unclean habit. A pretty gal like you shouldn't be rottin' out her gums with this devil's chaw.
((Stands and tries to lead Lureen to the dance floor, but finds him tripping over his own feet as she grabs his arm and yanks him out there.))
%% Guess I won't be leadin' nothin'. %%
louisev:
BARTENDER
((Titters uncontrollably and has a coughing fit, till one of the other patrons pounds him on the back to get him to cough up the gum he swallowed.))
Yep, that Miz Newsome, she's a prize, she is!
Ray:
%%Righto then, nows me chance to find out what this guy's hiding down them daks%%
((rub rub rub))
%%mebee ifin I stand on his feet I can get a better feel!%%
((rub rub rub))
%%Hhhhhhmmmmmmm, is it one o' them clocks with a steeple? It feels like one o' them clocks with a steeple!%%
So..., D'ya like ten pin bowling? I like abseiling. And please call me Lurrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!
((rub rub rub))
Daniel:
YOUNG JACK:
((Tries in vain to remove Lureen's hands from his.... er... nether regions.))
Lureen, thats not how you dance... %% At least not for another 20 years or so. %% You gotta keep your hands up here.
((Jack drags Lureen's hands to his shoulders and clamps his hands over her wrists, looking at her with a pointed, daring look.))
I suggest ya keep em there.... Pardon me for a moment.
((Jack reaches into his pants and pulls out the clock with the steeple.))
%% I was wonderin' where that had gotten to. It's gettin' bad, I'm losin' sensitivity... And where the heck is our singer?%%
Ray:
I wasn't using mah hands!
%%Man, what a droid! This guy'll be a sinch to lumber with mah ba......%%
WHOA! Nice clock! You can tell that hands have run around that a few times!
%%Now this stupid spinning thing he wants me ta do wot he calls dancin', well he can bloody well forget it. Don't think I's gonna turn mah back on him fer one minute. I don't want no clocking on the back o' the head....or do I ?!%%
Gawd I love this song! I saw Cher sing et at her last concert! It's sorta real nice and stuff. No one's gunna love ya like me, no one else can't, you 'C'! hawheehehehahaaaaaahaaaaaaaaasnort! I jist called ya a "C"! hawhawhawsnort!
%%Phew his breath stinks! %%
Hey, by tha way, I watched ya ride today.................d'ya need a job? Wanna work fer me Daydy?
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