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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
louisev:
BARTENDER:
**"Oh, that one. Why that there's Lureen Newsome. Cute little thing ain't she? Daddy runs a tractor business, you know, big... BIG equipment... big EXPENSIVE equipment... "
((The bartender sucks on a bad tooth for a moment, puts a bottle of Corona on the bar, then adds for emphasis: "And it's VERSATILE.
That'll be eighty five cents. Plus tip."
Mikaela:
= While JACK and LUREEN are by no means quick about gettin' it on in Childress, the PT takes a brief little detour back to Riverton =
MONROE:
((Has finished an intricate Peanut sales display. Is walking towards the store office with the filled-in bean inventory lists when he senses BAA close by and turns just in time to observe the following:))
((Super Market customers are somewhat concerned when they then observe MONROE dancing on tip-toe through the aisles, whistling "I feel happy", grinning like a fool, and twirling about in crazy pirouettes that threaten to send every last box, pack and can flying off the shelves))
Ray:
((Flicks hair and walks toward handsome thief leaving a full bourbon and coke on the table))
Watcha starin' at Cowboy? Do I have peanut on my chin?
Daniel:
YOUNG JACK:
((Jack looks over at Lureen.))
No ma'am, but you do have a bit of tobacco juice... right.... there.
((Jack grabs a napkin from the counter and wipes her chin.))
Wasn't the most attractive thing in the world, ya know. Just thought you'd want it taken care of.
((A lively little country music number starts up with a great SINGER. %%No, not a sewing machine.%%. Deprived of the fine rhythm of the bull's blues, Jack wonders if he can find another dancing partner.))
Say, ya don't dance, do ya? Cause I'm willin' to get out there if you want.
%% Just keep your hands where I can see 'em. %%
Ray:
Dance?! What, ya mean dance?! Like two people who aren't married to one anutha?! No one has ever wanted to dance with me afore!
%%I guess it'd be a good way to keep mah eye on those light fingers of his and expose that stash he has hidden in his neather regions%%
Sure! But I'm leading and we're doing the Stomp!
%% Just keep your hands where I can see 'em. %%
Hhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Tttttttttttttuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ((spits out chawed tobacco into Jack's top pocket for retrieval after the dance))
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