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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Mikaela:
= Never has it been said before that MONROE is psychic, but........there truly seem to be BAM higher forces and a secret symbolic purpose at work here! Is this symbolism intentional? Is it accidental? Is it subconscious? Who can tell? BAM followers will debate this for years to come!
At any rate......... =
MONROE:
((Sits down in the office with a blazingly hot cup of the finest Chai, looking into supplier promotional material and ditto order lists, deciding on new products that will become available for sale in the Super Market: ))
** Hmmm...mmmm. We need something for the Cher-rylicious customer segment. And would you look at these cherries? Very satisfying. Mmmmmm. Yes. Should be a winner. **
((Goes on to order a choice selection of French cheeses, Italian Wines, Norwegian salmon and Swedish meat balls))
** Sigh. I suppose only those big meaty balls will find much favour with the average customer here. But I'll keep trying! **
((Then on to another type of product altogether.))
** The altogether, sure enough......... Can't forget this needy segment either........ Yes, I'll order these on trial basis.....**
Ray:
%%I HAVE to visit this Munroe guy's shop. I so need a new cherry with butt cream on top! I'm having the strangest cravings these past few weeks.%%
Lumière:
(( Cheers JBB, Monroe and Ray .. :laugh: ))
**
I been missing in action here lately.
But as y'all know, Alma don't talk too much .. and
Guy and Lucise ain't done, so don't put away the butt cream just yet ..hehe .. ;D
**
Mikaela:
MONROE:
%% Cherries with cream? Oh, deluxe! Cream with cherry delight......%%
** Aaaah. I think I've deserved this tasty little treat by now. The shop's in perfect order. All the orders are perfect. Those apricot turnovers to complement the cherry cakes will really do tricks! **
(( Sighs voluptuously as the first sweet taste bursts onto his tongue. ))
%% I'll call this one Alma Supreme. %%
%% Only thing could make life even better would be if Bright Angel Alma started talking to me a little bit. She adds ambrosia and nectar to my simple grocer's life, but she nearly never speaks............ 'Course, she's married and she's got little kids too. I should stop thinking of her, but she's as essential to me as breathing - or cooking! %%
((Sighs))
saucycobblers:
Back at EnnisEllis Island...
((JBB looked at the fast approaching and rather imposing Statube of Lidberty and thought of the irony of his situation... lidberty... what had that felt like???))
%% I sure had some fun on this ship/boat/dinghy, despite missin' my TERRY sumthin' awful. Sure was lucky that the 23rd Annual Towelling Reunion of Descendants of the Heroes of the First World Weft War were on board, makin' their way to the poppy fields of the Somme to pay their respects %%
((JBB pauses to pay his respects to the brave hessian heroes whose memory was honoured during that rather unwieldily monikered gathering. Leafing through his precious holiday snaps, trying to hold them by the edges so as not to make them all sticky, he sees...))
%% Rupert. Ah, salt of the earth old Rupert. Same colour too. Wonder if I'll ever see TERRY and be able to pass on Rupe's sudsy tips for that whiter-than-white summer freshness? Lord know there were times he coulda done with a warsh and good old 1200 rpm spin ;)%%
%% I met some good folks on this here ship/boat/dinghy. Take these three for example...
...Hughie, Louie and Dave. And their cousins...
Ross, Joey and Chandler. Chandler's the one on the left. Cute aren't they? It was like being left overnight at the Lancome counter at Harrods. Sigh...
...Oh, and please let me introduce you to Eric. Not blessed in the looks department, but pretty handy with a tumble-drying anti-static sheet, I can tell you... ;). Here he is, sunbathing...
Here's some scary kid that kept appearing like the spawn of Suede-tan (sorry)
Like something from Village of the Damned... **Shivers**
LSP's loopy wefted cousin was there too...
%%TAAAAAAAAAAAARQUEEEEEEEEEEELLE!!!!!
((JBB's reverie is interrupted by the appearance of...))
((JBB shivers violently and breaks out into a cold lotion sweat))
%% Bettermostians... let me introduce you to my......WIFE!!!!!
((JBB looks up at the now towering-overhead Statube of Lidberty and quietly begins to sob...))
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