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Lumière:
--- Quote from: Mikaela on September 08, 2006, 07:08:22 pm ---MONROE:
(( Sighs voluptuously as the first sweet taste bursts onto his tongue. ))
%% I'll call this one Alma Supreme. %%
%% Only thing could make life even better would be if Bright Angel Alma started talking to me a little bit. She adds ambrosia and nectar to my simple grocer's life, but she nearly never speaks............ 'Course, she's married and she's got little kids too. I should stop thinking of her, but she's as essential to me as breathing - or cooking! %%
((Sighs))
--- End quote ---
((Unaware that Monroe is positively drooling over her to the point of naming a cherry dessert after her, Alma smartens up and decides to make a quick stop at the super market for some:
and , and a packet of:
She fears telling Ennis that she is late this month and may very well be carrying another 'bundle of joy'. Could be anything .. I mean she has been busy with the girls, abit stressed out, money problems ... fingers crossed. Lord knows Ennis might sh!t watermelons if she announces she is pregnant with the third when they are barely getting by as is ..
The minute Alma steps into the super market, she meets Monroe at the front desk, smiling from ear to ear..))
**
Oh, Hey there Monroe .. How you been?
**
((Monroe closes his eyes for a minute and sees the picture that has been popping up in his mind for days, or could it be hours, on end ..
The poor sod!
))
alec716:
--- Quote from: Mikaela on September 08, 2006, 07:08:22 pm ---
MONROE:
%% Cherries with cream? Oh, deluxe! Cream with cherry delight......%%
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== Speaking of cherries and cream and delights ;) ... ==
(( Finished with signing autographs backstage for her insatiable, adoring, global fan base, which rivals but does not surpass that of MR. RAYMILLE,
CHER redlines it back to Riverton and perches herself alluringly, sensibly, fashionably, and color-coordinatedly upon the sofa in the bakery aisle of the local grocery store.
))
CHER:
Oh, MONROE, why who knew that this was YOUR grocery store?! Say, I have some questions about the condiments
and the condi-meats
and the condi-starches.
CONDI RICE:
HEY, LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!
CHER:
Hey MONROE, I can handle someone who is GREG ALLMAN all man, so get your firm buns over here.
(( And with that,
--- Quote from: Mikaela on September 08, 2006, 07:08:22 pm ---MONROE:
** Aaaah. I think I've deserved this tasty little treat by now. The shop's in perfect order. All the orders are perfect. Those apricot turnovers to complement the cherry cakes will really do tricks! **
(( Sighs voluptuously as the first sweet taste bursts onto his tongue. ))
--- End quote ---
More than the yeast is rising. MONROE, despite his love for ALMA, stumbles, and surrenders. ))
Mikaela:
MONROE:
(( Bangs head on walll ))
%% Alma asked me how I've been! She did! She cares! Glory Hallelujah! Oh, how I want her to make me an honourable man! But all I managed to answer was: Aughargle! %%
((Bangs head some more))
::) ::)
** But how was I supposed to be able to speak or even mumble to her when my tongue was all in a nasty twist from the loud tolling wedding bells in my ears and that dratted horrible pregnancy test in her basket! **
((Exhales heavily))
%% It's not to be. I'm sure she and her hubby won't stop till they have a baker's dozen full and they'lll live happily ever after........ %%
((Shoulders drooping, deflated and defeated, MONROE turns to go hide, to nurse his heavy heart and lick his wounds in peace ))
(( Crashes into CHER, looking as alluring as never before, practically dripping with pheromones and whispering delicately about buns rising, before starting to croon "noone's gonna love you like me" in his ears))
Augh! Gargle! Oh, ma'am! I'm lonely! I'm blue!
And yes! Do I ever surrender to you!
Your mating call lures me,
you're yeast to my bread!
so let's get it on here
just like you said!
(( Cher discontinues her mating call tactics for a little moment to jot down MONROE's beautiful and romantic words for her next song's lyrics, then swoops back in for the coup de grace! ))
Aaaaahhhhhhhh! Oh Honey! Ooohhhh!
Ray:
%% All this head bangin' and talk of yeast and honey has made me OHHHHHH so hungry. I wonder if there's a 7eleven around here wot sells beetroot & icecream. I could sure do with some beetroot and icecream.%%
So Jack, has your crotch just hit midnight, or are ya jist ready to drive me somewhere.....? Hang awn a second will ya, I gotta throw up..................
...................... An' don't go talking ta all the other fellas about women always gotta throw up before going to a party, and how we gotta throw up agin when the party's ova just go home ta go ta bed!! I know what you blokes are like! HaaawwwHaaahahahahaaasnort!
BBBBBmmmmmmm................
Daniel:
YOUNG JACK:
((Jack was not at all anxious for Lureen to get finished doing anything anywhere, and he definitely didn't need to know about Lureen's party pasttimes. Still, he considers staying around just to see what happens next.))
**Sure 'nuff, Ma'am, I mean Lureen. I'll see if I can order you a Mint Julep for when you're outta there.**
((Jack was a little too confused by the rest of Lureen's archaic assembly to respond more fully.))
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