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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Sashca1007:
JACK'S PANTS -
&& What the HELL-L is goin' on here?! JACK, boy, what are you doin'?! What's all this fuss and interaction with that Texas She-Devil in Prada? ??? Those fancy-pants o' hers are glued onto parts that have NOTHIN' to do with you, YOUNG JACK. I can tell yer tryin' awfully hard to pitch a tent for this upchuckin' floozy of a filly, and guess what, JACK... (do I hafta say it?!) TENT DON'T LOOK RIGHT! Think, boy.... you KNOW what it feels like to have my 'tent' area stretched out to full capacity....strained to the limit... bustin' buttons offa me right and left, all because a certain light-blue-Levi-wearin' sheepherder was nearby... in your proximity...in your thoughts....in your beautiful backside.... Now THAT'S a proper tent, JACK, and what you got goin' on here with this Princess of Darkness dressed in red is gonna leave you, me, and my button-fly front as limp as a terry-cloth warshrag that's been wrang out a hunderd times. &&
** RUN, JACK, KEEP YER PANTS ON AND GET TO RIVERTON, PRONTO!!! **
Sashca1007:
ENNIS'S PERKY-PRINT JAMMY PANTS -
&& Aw, HELL, no--- who said that?! Was somebody talkin' about MY Terry? Must be some other warshrag, 'cause MY Terry-Cloth was anything but 'limp' when we were under the bed, my 80-thread-count 500-denier-derriere on the receivin' end of some mighty fine and firm terry-loop lovin'. Okay, maybe both of us had a little help with our stiffness from Ennis's 4:00 A.M. Blue-Boy-inspired splash-fests. That ALMA better never go 'Downy' on me and Terry. No fabric softener for us-- just leave us alone with our ENNIS Starch! &&
--- Quote from: saucycobblers on September 08, 2006, 02:33:34 pm ---((Sailing into Ennis Ellis Island, JBB stands at the owlpoop deck of the ship/boat/dinghy Queen Lizzie 2andahalf and thinks of all that happened to him since he set sail for Pays-de-la-Lotion near Calais, leaving his beloved TERRY CLOTH behind... :'(
So JBB found himself returning home to BAM, but would his darling TERRY be there with open loops?))
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&& Dream on, Little Squirt.... looks like these JAMMY PANTS are gonna have to kick some BUTTer. Yer gonna end up tube-tied if I catch you slimin' yerself all over a certain warshrag. You just up and left him, so he gravitated to somebody a little closer to his own kind, if ya know what I mean. Your cold hard plastic sides got nothin' on my big, warm, cottony goodness that Mr. Cloth has been thriving on while you were gallivanting the globe with others of your kind. Now, shoo-- quit leakin' those creamy tears all over the place, 'cause Terry is NOT comin' to dry 'em up. %%
%% Aw-w... that JBB really is a cute little thing..... I wonder..... %%
(( Thoughts of a JBB/TC/JP menage a trois begin swirling through JAMMY'S mind, like a hot load of clothes in a Riverton Laundromat dryer.))
**(Welcome back, JBB! ;) )**
Meryl:
((In the midst of his new duties as a family warshcloth, TERRY feels his ears (and another region) start to burn...))
Ray:
Righto, I'm back let's go. Sorry about that, I've been throwin' up at tha drop of a hat lately. Must've been all that cherry cake I ate at tha reunion. Ever been to a college reunion Jack? I dunno why I bothered going ta mine, but it was so great to see how bald everyone is after all this time. 'Cept me of course. I have always had the most gorgoeus hair. Ahs voted ' Charm Queen' three years runnin' back in school. All those jealous bitch skanks in my frat were so envious. D'ya like me hair Jack? The colour's natural ya know. How'd ya like ta be pickin' mah natural hair afrom ya teeth fer the next coupla days? So, let's go git some lovin'! My car or yours?
Lumière:
(( Meanwhile .. Back at the Del Mar household ..
Alma tries to steady her shaking hands as she leans on the closed bathroom door. She has just performed a pregnancy test, and is doing her utmost to muster up some courage to check the results .. she has been dreading this moment. ))
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What ever will I do if I am pregnant again? Junior and Jenny are still so young, and Ennis is already working like a slave to look after all of us. I don't even wanna know what his reaction might be .. Oh god ..please ..let it be negative .. if it is negative, we'll have to be more careful next time .. we can't just be doing it willy nilly .. Well, it's not like he wants it often anyway ..
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((Her hands still shaking, Alma picks up the pregnancy test lying close to the bathroom sink ... and her worst fears are confirmed ...
Alma drops the pregnancy test and holds her head in her hands, tears burning her eyes ..
She cries quietly in the bathroom for a few minutes and finally decides to go break to news to Ennis, who is lying in bed, resting after another back-breaking work day ..
Still shaking, Alma walks over to the bedroom, Ennis is lying on the bed in the dark, she walks closer to the bed ...
..and then ... she finds ........
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
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((Alma jolts up to a sitting position in the bed .. her head reeling from that wierder-than-Cher-and-Michael-Jackson-put-together dream.. sweat beading on her brow.. her heart racing ..))
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Shit! I gotta find the courage to take that pregnancy test .. it is doing my head in..!!! :-\
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