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Daniel:
--- Quote from: Ray on September 09, 2006, 06:05:49 pm ---Righto, I'm back let's go. Sorry about that, I've been throwin' up at tha drop of a hat lately. Must've been all that cherry cake I ate at tha reunion. Ever been to a college reunion Jack? I dunno why I bothered going ta mine, but it was so great to see how bald everyone is after all this time. 'Cept me of course. I have always had the most gorgoeus hair. Ahs voted ' Charm Queen' three years runnin' back in school. All those jealous bitch skanks in my frat were so envious. D'ya like me hair Jack? The colour's natural ya know. How'd ya like ta be pickin' mah natural hair afrom ya teeth fer the next coupla days? So, let's go git some lovin'! My car or yours?
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YOUNG JACK:
Car, what car? Why do we need to go to a car?
((Apprehension settles uneasily on Jack's shoulders.))
**Has she got an unnatural obsession with her natural hair or is it just my imagination?**
((Jack considiers taking the heed of his pants, which seem to be straining away from Lureen as much as possible, but he was lonely and hadn't seen hardly noone willin' ta give him the time a' day since Jimbo got snatched up by Bimbo. Still he thought this Lureen gal was just a little odd and had a few habits too hot to handle.))
Ray:
Awww shuddarp an' git in!
saucycobblers:
Still at EnnisEllis Island...
((It's all coming back to JBB in vivid, lotion-curdling detail... the Sheep Pee Whiskey... the soft lighting... the dulcet tones of Kenny Gee playing seductively over the sound system ;)... the strange and yet oh-so-familiar touch of towelling on the back of his knotted ridge...))
** Whatcha waitin' fer Butt Cream? A maitin' call?**
((Aching for TERRY, yet needing 100% cotton comfort wherever he could find it to softener the gnawing emptiness in the pit of his snap-shut lid, JBB gave in to his drunken lust and told the wefted ministering angel he wanted it fast, and he liked the direction it was going.
The foolish JBB surrendered himself to this...
But one top-grade lidache later he woke up next to this...
And then JBB had noticed the piece of paper on the sideboard...))
alec716:
(( TERRY CLOTH, all bed-rag-gled from his family warsh cloth duties and lookin' like Jenny peed on him before placing him on her head, feels the vibe of JBB and thinks... ))
TERRY CLOTH:
** That JBB is gonna tube-time me with Bun-een? Wasn't her father in the Israeli government, Yitzchak Rab-bit-een? Could be a long four effen' years (and a million regrettable puns ;), even longer than those two effen' ears ) for both of us until that postcard arrives! **
YaadPyar:
** The FSD has just returned from a refresher course on Feng Shui and food. The concept of yin and yang relate to food in terms of having a balance in color, flavors, and textures. Certain foods have yin or cooling properties, while others have warm, yang properties. The challenge is to eat a diet that contains a healthy balance between the two.**
** The FSD notes that when treating illnesses, an Oriental physician will frequently advise dietary changes in order to restore a healthy balance between the yin and yang in the body. For example, let's say one suffers from nausea and vomiting caused by consuming too many chocolate-covered sausages (yang); the remedy is likely a prescription for herbal teas to restore the yin forces. It is the the balance and contrast between ingredients in each dish that is important. **
%% Judging by the lovely assortment of foods Lureen's been craving, the FSD wonders if Lureen's sickness is caused by a yin/yang imbalance....or, could it be something else!?!?! %%
--- Quote from: Ray on September 08, 2006, 06:16:35 pm ---
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