Author Topic: THE PERFORMANCE THREAD aside ((action)) %%thought%% (Read 1716084 times)

Daniel · « **Reply #2470 on:** September 14, 2006, 07:13:01 pm »

GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Is slightly alarmed by Lucise's telepathic infiltration.))

:: Lucise, is that you? ::

alec716 · « **Reply #2471 on:** September 14, 2006, 07:14:29 pm »

Quote from: Lucise on September 14, 2006, 07:10:59 pm

Lucise Indapaddock:

((Telepathically strokes Guy's bruised ego .. and umm, other places .. ))

ROBIN:

HOLY SUBPLOTS, BATMAN! I thought JACK was the one who was bruised. Did LUREEN get to GUY too?

Daniel · « **Reply #2472 on:** September 14, 2006, 07:17:22 pm »

BATMAN:

No, Robin, don't you remember, he kept collapsing over at the Wedding Party? He happened to get a few bruises that way.

((Looks over and sees Robin with his batrang.)) Oh, for crying out loud, Robin. Put down the toys until we can get to the safe room.

alec716 · « **Reply #2473 on:** September 14, 2006, 07:28:06 pm »

Quote from: Daniel on September 14, 2006, 07:17:22 pm

BATMAN:

((Looks over and sees Robin with his batrang.)) Oh, for crying out loud, Robin. Put down the toys until we can get to the safe room.

ROBIN:

HOLY CREEPY POP STARS, BATMAN! I don't want to go back in the safe room... what if that Joker MICHAEL JACKSON on duty in there again?! I'll just stay here in the AUDIENCE with you. We can sit back down now.

Daniel · « **Reply #2474 on:** September 14, 2006, 07:38:52 pm »

BATMAN:

No, no, Robin, not that safe room. The other safe room. You know.... ((lowers voice intimately)) ... our little personal one.

saucycobblers · « **Reply #2475 on:** September 14, 2006, 07:48:13 pm »

AUDIENCE MEMBER (wandering in from The Rocky Horror Picture Show by mistake after visiting the toilets):

%% Too... many... subplots... Cannot... compute %% ((THUD))

alec716 · « **Reply #2476 on:** September 14, 2006, 09:31:29 pm »

Quote from: Daniel on September 14, 2006, 07:38:52 pm

BATMAN:

No, no, Robin, not that safe room. The other safe room. You know.... ((lowers voice intimately)) ... our little personal one.

ROBIN:

~~HOLY SWEET TRANSVESTITES~~ HOLY HUGS AND KISSES, BATMAN! Just please call ahead and make sure that RIDDLER and PENGUIN have cleaned up after themselves this time!

(( And the Batmobile speeds off in a cloud of dust... ))

Pipedream · « **Reply #2477 on:** September 14, 2006, 09:57:45 pm »

%% Holy ~~tit~~ shit! Why does everybody seem to be getting married suddenly? Even the butt lotion!! %%

** Hey JBB! Hope ya had a great bunnymoon! Hehe. **

((Owl Olivia remembers her own not so long ago wedding and shakes her feathered head.))

** By everybody! I'm off to London again! Business, ya know... **

Ray · « **Reply #2478 on:** September 15, 2006, 03:36:12 am »

==Plot Update..................................................................................anyone?!==

YaadPyar · « **Reply #2479 on:** September 15, 2006, 10:14:13 am »

Quote from: Daniel on September 14, 2006, 04:39:41 pm

YOUNG JACK:

%% Who said anythin' about bein' sated? %%

** The FSD is concerned about Jack. She had provided amethyst crystal balls for clarity and enhanced Chi flow between him and Lureen, but inexplicably Jack's balls now seem blue! **

%% The FSD consults her ancient scripts, which confirm that blue balls do not promote proper Chi, but instead block it. %%

(( The FSD places the appropriate purple amethyst crystal on the set, once again restoring Chi flow and balance. ))

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