(( One scrawny-a&&ed RANDOM HEIFER, possibly number 21, is not yet on message with the new slogan
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but all the others are trying to help find JACK a'fore ENNIS gives them something more poisonous than glances. And the RANDOM HEIFER who ENNIS missed feeding, possibly number 98, is having to nose around for her own food.
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RANDOM RANCH HAND:
Jeez, ENNIS, number 132 is a huge heifer!
HUGH HEFNER:
Sorry, was someone talking to me?
My ears were, um, sort of blocked, so maybe I heard wrong.
RANDOM PLAYBOY BUNNY:
** giggle giggle **
SECOND RANDOM PLAYBOY BUNNY:
** giggle giggle **
THIRD RANDOM PLAYBOY BUNNY FIRST RANDOM DIVA CHER:
Hey, what does it take for a bunny to just maintain a little CHASTITY around here?!
SECOND RANDOM DIVA:
Excuse me, but did I hear that my picture was being featured prominently on the Performance Thread?! Ooooo, I am so excited!! I just love free publicity!
THIRD RANDOM DIVA:
No, possum, that was Roo
Poo!
It's Australian, you know, just like me! And that red-clad cad MISTER RAYMILLE!
SECOND RANDOM DIVA:
Oh, I see it better now!
My bad! But can I hang out with you girls anyway and watch the show?
THIRD RANDOM DIVA:
** That one's not exceptionally bright, I'm afraid. How terribly, terribly sad for her! Be nice to her, possums, anyway, could you? Just for me? **