Author Topic: THE PERFORMANCE THREAD aside ((action)) %%thought%% (Read 1717221 times)

Lumière · « **Reply #2490 on:** September 15, 2006, 01:55:13 pm »

LUCISE I.:

(( Lucise grins like an imbecile at Guy's words..

))

**
Great! If you can make reservations for dinner somewhere, that'd be great!
Some place nice and fancy would be awesome.. I can't wait! See you tomorrow 'round 6pm?
**

Lumière · « **Reply #2491 on:** September 15, 2006, 01:59:17 pm »

(( Meanwhile, back at the Del Mar Household ..

ALMA busies herself preparing lunch before she takes off for her shift at the supermarket ..
She absent mindedly day-dreams as she expertly attacks the carrots she is chopping ..

))

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I dint work up the nerve to do that blasted pregnancy test yet .. I feel okay though.. no nausea
..none of those things .. Good thing Ennis has been too tired these days in bed to try anything ..
I am so not in the mood for that right now .. especially that thing he likes doing back there ..

Tonight .. I'll do the damn test and git it over with ..
Just so that Ennis doesn't wake up one morning and finds me looking like:

Yes .. tonight ..

Oh crap..look at the time .. I'm gonna be late !!
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Daniel · « **Reply #2492 on:** September 15, 2006, 02:08:01 pm »

Does Alma frequently take off her shift at the supermarket?

Lumière · « **Reply #2493 on:** September 15, 2006, 03:17:46 pm »

Quote from: Daniel on September 15, 2006, 02:08:01 pm

Does Alma frequently take off her shift at the supermarket?

Errr .. she takes off for her shifts though .. what exactly are you gettin' at, Mr Smart ~~Alec~~ Daniel ..

louisev · « **Reply #2494 on:** September 15, 2006, 04:25:06 pm »

ENNIS:

Tossing hay to the heifers at LONELY OLD RANCH, worrying:

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Sure hope I got her knocked up, fulfillin my marital duty is startin ta wear on me. All day tossin hay an muckin stables, an every night she's after me ta put on the cutesy pajamas an smooch. I'm about ready ta try for artificial insemination. It's good enough for these heifers, it'll suit her just fine...
But ...can I really afford another mouth ta feed? Have ta take on another job if that's the case...

Just one good night's sleep without her hangin all over me for sugar... what I really need is a good roll in the tent with Jack. Wonder what he's up to nowadays? Should a never punched em in the face that last day, probably scared em off. Jack, if I knew what a lousy kisser Alma was I would a never married her!

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RANDOM HEIFER: Hey moo- (TRANSLATION: "You handin that hay out or scratchin yer balls there, boy?")

ENNIS: Yeah yeah I'm gettin to it, damn cattle.

Daniel · « **Reply #2495 on:** September 15, 2006, 04:33:13 pm »

YOUNG JACK:

((From offstage))

** When did ya punch me in the face? Tryin' ta remember..... Nope, didn' punch me at anytime. Ya always found more creative ways to 'spress yer anger. **

Daniel · « **Reply #2496 on:** September 15, 2006, 04:45:05 pm »

Quote from: Lucise on September 15, 2006, 03:17:46 pm

Errr .. she takes off for her shifts though .. what exactly are you gettin' at, Mr Smart ~~Alec~~ Daniel ..

So what exactly is she taking off for her shifts... Does the supermarket have an underground stip club or something?

louisev · « **Reply #2497 on:** September 15, 2006, 04:45:22 pm »

ENNIS:

((Looks around him wildly at the sound of a voice, then fixes a wary eye on RANDOM HEIFER))

Are you sassin me there, Elsie? Cause there's plenty more heifers out here I can hand out hay to.

RANDOM HEIFER: Yeah moo-whatever ((munches and yawns at the same time, a skill known only to Herefords))

ENNIS: ((actually scratching his balls this time))

%%Thought sure I heard Jack. I didn't punch em that day? Well maybe I threw that pastrami sandwich. I had some sort a catharsis there... somewheres that I been regrettin ever since....%%

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: Yo Moo!!

ENNIS: Jesus Christamighty you cows never give it a rest do ya?

((Tosses the rest of the hay at the milling bovines.))

%%About time ta head home.%%

Lumière · « **Reply #2498 on:** September 15, 2006, 04:54:02 pm »

Quote from: Daniel on September 15, 2006, 04:45:05 pm

So what exactly is she taking off for her shifts... Does the supermarket have an underground stip club or something?

I'll let Monroe answer that ..

Speaking of Monroe .. when the heck did he join the army .. ?

Wait..maybe he has joined the French Legion in an attempt to escape Cher's insatiable demands for his body and time .. The poor sod!

Daniel · « **Reply #2499 on:** September 15, 2006, 04:57:45 pm »

RANDOM HEIFER:

** So what's this about happy cheese again? We need ta find some for this Hay person. He seems sad. **

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER:

** Yeah, either happy cheese, or he needs to eat more chikin.**

RANDOM HEIFER:

** Are you being serious, or was that some kinda obscure sexual joke? **

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER:

** Well we're puttin up the ~~bullboards~~ billboards all the time.**

RANDOM HEIFER:

** That was so last year. We're on to bigger and better things now.**

Daniel:
** Having a hard time spelling today. **

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