Author Topic: THE PERFORMANCE THREAD aside ((action)) %%thought%% (Read 1713684 times)

Cher · « **Reply #2570 on:** September 18, 2006, 10:42:28 pm »

(( CHER reflects upon this. ))

CHER:

JACK, you're right... I am in all the mirrors!

And what's an outfit without a parasol?

Daniel · « **Reply #2571 on:** September 18, 2006, 10:44:58 pm »

YOUNG JACK:

((puts the Parasol down.))

**Okay, I ain't that twirly... Just a few peacock feathers'll do me.**

Daniel · « **Reply #2572 on:** September 19, 2006, 09:31:06 am »

GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy is happily excited about moving into Lucise's trailer. For one thing, he's much closer to the center of the set; it should make his job a lot more easier. Lucise even had a spare dresser that Guy was neatly packing his clothing in. Guy stole a glance to the queen-size bed in the center of the room and felt his cheeks burning. He shakes his head with a smile and a gleam in his eye.))

RRRRIIINNNGGGG! RRRIIINNNGGGG!

((Guy quickly reaches over to his phone on top of the dresser. He hoped Lucise was calling from.... wherever he was.))

**Hello? Guy Raphaelson.**

GUY'S BOSS:

**Mr. Raphaelson.... What are you doing on that goddamn set?!!!**

GUY ((blushing fiercely)):

**Um, well right now, I'm helping to prepare a wedding, it'll be a great publicity event.**

GUY'S BOSS:

**Our sales are plummeting!!! We haven't sold a thing in the past 24 hours except a goddamn set of postcards! Find out what the hell is going on and fix it!**

GUY ((gulps)):

**Sure thing!**

GUY'S BOSS: ((CLICK))

((Guy quickly scans through the last events of the performance... a disastrous sense of shock washing over him.))

((Guy makes his way to the filming station and presents this general announcement to the audience.))

** Thank you for watching our bonus clip from "Invasion of the Extracinematic Entities". We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.**

saucycobblers · « **Reply #2573 on:** September 19, 2006, 12:52:14 pm »

Quote from: Cher on September 18, 2006, 09:53:19 pm

And MR. MILLINER, peacock feathers are SO 1970s

((MR MILLINER is crushed by CHER's dismissal of his feathered offering. He'd been so sure he'd got it right...))

A visibly diminished MR MILLINER:

%% yeehaw... *sniff*...*sob*...*howl* %%

((But MR MILLINER remembers YOUNG JACK's delight in the hat, and whilst he's looking for a celebrity client with a slightly higher price-per-wear limit, he takes heart in the young cowboy's encouragement and goes about his search for THE PERFECT HAT FOR CHER. Surely this must meet with the demanding diva's approval?))

((Or perhaps this?))

((Or even this??))

saucycobblers · « **Reply #2574 on:** September 19, 2006, 01:29:00 pm »

Quote from: Daniel on September 19, 2006, 09:31:06 am

** Thank you for watching our bonus clip from "Invasion of the Extracinematic Entities". We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.**

MEL GIBSON:

** Gidday mates. Y'rilly orta check aht me new film. It's bonzer!!

Promise nah Jesus sheet this toime, or it's in tha dunny with me!! This wahn'll proove oi've got a rippa sensa huma and down't taike meseylf at auuull seriouslee. **

** Hay!! Nah laaffin' at the baeck!! **

((Notices CHER with her disciples...))

** Hey, CHER!! Ya lookin' fair dinkum for an auld Sheila! Wanna come to a baabie?? **

Daniel · « **Reply #2575 on:** September 19, 2006, 01:36:46 pm »

GUY RAPHAELSON:

** Oh, Mr. Gibson. I didn't expect to see you here... We, um, that is... Congratulations on your new film. Its about time we got some classy horror pictures made. "Invasion of the Extracinematic Entities" seems like just the thing to go see if we're in the mood for that type of thing.**

((Guy smiles at the famous director.))

**We'll be sure to include a preview in the DVD release.**

saucycobblers · « **Reply #2576 on:** September 19, 2006, 01:41:08 pm »

MEL GIBSON:

** Nah woerries Goiy. Ya seem loike a rippa blowke. Faency a beeir? **

Daniel · « **Reply #2577 on:** September 19, 2006, 01:45:31 pm »

GUY RAPHAELSON:

**As much as I would like to, Mr. Gibson, we have a show to put on... and I'm currently embedded in an attempt to procure our next scene from the various actors... I know that is more of a director's job, but someone needs to do it.**

saucycobblers · « **Reply #2578 on:** September 19, 2006, 01:52:56 pm »

MEL GIBSON:

** Ah, dan't cam the raw prawn Goiy!! Sink ah fiew stubbys with yor owld maite Mel. Nah? Oh weill thin, it'll havta be that owld Sheila CHER...**

Daniel · « **Reply #2579 on:** September 19, 2006, 01:56:21 pm »

GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy is a little unsettled by Mel's intense gaze.))

** Well... perhaps just this once we could get something...**

%% No. No! I need to stay clear of this man. He's trouble. I can tell. %%

** No, I'd better not. You know how difficult it is to get actors to do what you want.**

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