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Pipedream:
--- Quote from: Lucise on September 28, 2006, 12:04:17 am ---
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((Meanwhile, Owl Olivia and lil' Olli Owl have received the wedding invitation.))
Owl Olivia:
%% So two other silly idiots are going to get married! Glad, I won't be the one with the veil this time... By the way, what the f*ck has happend to my cloth?? %%
Cher:
--- Quote from: Mikaela on September 28, 2006, 03:15:13 pm ---MONROE:
%% CHER staring at me ravenously from over there, while ALMA's just a few aisles away, and now here's DO-DO ranting and raving, obviously having gone completely off the deep end.......Crazy as a moonstruck mule at midsummer....... Could this day possibly be any worse? %%
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(( I lift myself off the ledge and saunter over to MONROE in that disarmingly casual way of mine. ))
ME (all rich-y and baritone-y):
Now, MONROE, I didn't expect to see that silly bird Do-Do around here either.
I thought her kind had all been run off like the SHEEP who heard JACK's harmonica. But I am a Moonstruck mule moon-stitched mules
a moonstruck
fool for you, Babe.
Mikaela:
MONROE:
((Having just shaken off DO-DO's grip, dons stiffest smile ever))
Oh, hi there, ENNIS!
%%Don't panic, don't babble! He'll notice something's amiss! He mustn't find out about me!
**What was that mantra I had again? Focus on the calm of beans, that's it!**
ALMA? Sure enough, cute as a button..... I mean, I've seen her around.
%% Beans, beans beans, beans...........%%
She's right over there in the condiments aisle.
((Freaks out))
%%Nooooooooooooooooooooo! How could I?%%
alec716:
--- Quote from: Pipedream on September 28, 2006, 04:01:40 pm ---((Meanwhile, Owl Olivia and lil' Olli Owl have received the wedding invitation.))
Owl Olivia:
%% So two other silly idiots are going to get married! Glad, I won't be the one with the veil this time... By the way, what the f*ck has happend to my cloth?? %% [/b]
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TERRY CLOTH:
** Right here, darlin', just cleaning the nest like you told me to... **
&& How many more effen' years until that postcard arrives? &&
louisev:
ENNIS:
((Stares in a befuddled manner at MONROE, not noticing the lithe charms of Do-Do leaning on the conveyor belt at the checkout counter))
Condoms aisle? MONROE, I didn't think you had them things here, I thought they was sold at the Drugstore along with the K-Y Personal Lubricant an Jack's Butt Butter.
ALMA, JR:
Daddy, I got ta go pee.
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