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Daniel:
Meanwhile, on a field in Riverton.

RANDOM HEIFER 13: ((watches Ennis's truck drive on by.))

**Here he comes..... and there he goes.... Told ya he cain't read.**

RANDOM HEIFER 18:

**He was drivin' awful hard... must not a seen it... Maybe he jes' ignores billboards?**

RANDOM HEIFER 13: ((rolls eyes and leans down to chomp more grass.))

**I ain't doin' the stupid sandwich board thing again.**

RANDOM HEIFER 18:

**No, if there's anythin' we don't want, its people associatin' cows with sandwiches.**

Lumière:
ANGRY SHOPPER WAITING TO BE HELPED:




**  Can someone please take that kid to the bathroom??  All that whining is starting to grate on my nerves!!  >:(  And can I get some assistance this century PLEASE?!  **

Pipedream:

--- Quote from: Cher on September 28, 2006, 04:03:59 pm ---


--- End quote ---


Owl Olivia:

** Talk about moonstruck fools, people! You won't believe what I've seen (and heard!) up on Broken Arsed Mountain! Have you ever wondered what happened to Mika, the musical mule?? Well, it looks like she's got herself a lover. And he looks somewhat like Cigarbutt, but sounds like Bata Illic.* When I saw them together he was singing something for her. An old German Schlager from the Seventies... Kinda weird, if you ask me!**

   

Dunkel war die Nacht, ein Vogel sang
Und ich ging allein am Fluss entlang
Da sah ich Dich dort am Ufer stehn
Und Du gingst mit mir, es war so schön
Du bist alles für mich, denn ich liebe nur Dich
Mikaela
Und mit Dir ganz allein will ich nur glücklich sein
Mikaela
Jeder Tag ist so schön, weil wir zwei uns verstehn
Mikaela
Du bist mein Sonnenschein, lass mich nie mehr allein
Mikaela
Ich brauch keine Schätze dieser Welt
Weil für mich nur Deine Liebe zählt
Und ich sag Dir dass ich glücklich bin
Seit Du kamst da hat mein Leben Sinn
Du bist alles für mich, denn ich liebe nur Dich
Mikaela
Und mit Dir ganz allein will ich nur glücklich sein
Mikaela
Jeder Tag ist so schön, weil wir zwei uns verstehn
Mikaela
Du bist mein Sonnenschein, lass mich nie mehr allein
MikaelaDark was the night, a bird sang
And I walked alone by the riverside
There I saw you standing on the shore
And you came with me, it was so nice
You are everything for me, because I love only you
Mikaela
And with you alone I want to be happy
Mikaela
Each day is so beautiful, because we understand each other
Mikaela
You are my sunshine, don’t ever leave me alone again
Mikaela
I don’t need any treasures of this world
Because your love is all that counts for me
And I tell you, I’m happy
Since you came along my life makes sense
You are everything for me, because I love only you
Mikaela
And with you alone I want to be happy
Mikaela
Each day is so beautiful, because we understand each other
Mikaela
You are my sunshine, don’t ever leave me alone again
Mikaela
*Bata Illic:



↓(Play me!!)

Mikaela:
MONROE:

((Gapes, lets out a small sigh of relief))

%% He didn't get the slip! Didn't hear me right! Wooo-hoooo%%

((Comes back down to earth quickly))

Uh, oh, I wouldn't know about where they sell condoms...... I'm more into Consomme myself.

%% Oh, Shit, here I go again! Beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans... %%

((Points))

You'd hafta ask the talented CHER here 'bout such stuff, she'd know all about that for sure.

((Can't help grinning a little at CHER in the middle of it all))

But ALMA, now, she's over there with the mustard. Ketchup. You know, next to the beans. Think you can find it?

((Looks apologetically at ANGRY SHOPPER))

DO-DO, could you please help this lady.........?


%%What a day! I think it'll be me going crazy next! %%

louisev:
ENNIS:

((gives MONROE an odd look, though with his alcohol-numbed consciousness, he can't really figure out what is making MONROE so jumpy.))

Ketchup.  That shouldn't be next to the Personal Lubricant...

((wanders down the aisle and sees ALMA stacking PEANUTS.))

Hey Alma, Junior here's got ta pee an I am shee threets ta the wind, can you take care of it for me?

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