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Cher:
--- Quote from: louisev on September 28, 2006, 04:11:20 pm ---
ALMA, JR:
Daddy, I got ta go pee.[/b]
--- End quote ---
ME:
Alright, I'll take the poor kid to pee... she seems so Elijah blue ...
(( As difficult as it is to step away from sweetet-thing-in-the-bakery-aisle MONROE and that hot cowboy-type who just showed up talking about condoms, my humanitarian and maternal side takes over and I pick up ALMA JUNIOR and take her to the warshroom. ))
Lumière:
--- Quote from: louisev on September 28, 2006, 04:34:02 pm ---ENNIS:
((gives MONROE an odd look, though with his alcohol-numbed consciousness, he can't really figure out what is making MONROE so jumpy.))
Ketchup. That shouldn't be next to the Personal Lubricant...
((wanders down the aisle and sees ALMA stacking PEANUTS.))
Hey Alma, Junior here's got ta pee an I am shee threets ta the wind, can you take care of it for me?
--- End quote ---
(( ALMA looks puzzled as ENNIS struggles with the girls ..
))
** Ennis?? ... what do you mean you are "shee threets ta the wind" ..? What are you doing here anyway? Yer supposed to be watching the girls AT HOME .. Ennis, I am in the middle of working here. **
((ENNIS hands over JENNY to ALMA as if he hasn't heard a word she has been saying ..))
** Ennis! What are you doing? I am in the middle of work here! Monroe could gimme the sack for this ..! **
Mikaela:
DO-DO:
((Huffily to ANGRY CUSTOMER))
I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, ma'am. I'm however not employed here to take care of peeing kids, so the assistance I provide cannot fulfil all your wishes. CHER here is helping out with that, though. I apologize for any inconvenience. How may I help you?
((Gets very, very bright idea))
Ma'am, your foul temper seems to indicate you're in dire need of improved spiritual well-being. Have you ever heard of the Sisterhood of Devout Acolytes to the High Priestess? I am more than willing to enlighten you.........
((Watches in surprise as ANGRY CUSTOMER storms off))
Was it something I said?
((Hears CHER snickering loudly on her way to the loo with ALMA JR.))
louisev:
ENNIS:
((Hiccups loudly))
I was watchin TV an guess I had a few too many beers, but I figured you could keep an eye out for em. I saw a billboard outside I got ta check out, had my name on it. But then again, maybe I was seein things, cause there was two Holsteins climbin up over each other ta change the message last time I drove past...
Come on ALMA, you know how I get when I'm drinkin...
Cher:
--- Quote from: Mikaela on September 28, 2006, 04:45:24 pm ---DO-DO:
((Hears CHER snickering loudly on her way to the loo with ALMA JR.))
--- End quote ---
ME:
** I'm snickering because this darling little ranch urchin said "wanna see my sheep trick" and now my dumb-a&& moon-stitched mules are wet. Someone call wardrobe, please! **
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