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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Mikaela:
MONROE:
((Joyfully:))
** She's continuing the shift, she doesn't want to leave me! Woo-hooo! **
((Realizes:))
%% Of course she's staying. She's got nowhere to go but home, after all - and she'd better stay away from there for a while, till her husband calms down or falls asleep or something.%%
((Sudden surprise blossoms as ALMA's words sink in:))
%% She blames this disaster and carnage on ENNIS junior? Junior did this? Well, the man sure kept talking about condoms and such, so he probably had some urgent need going on, but still....... I can hardly believe my current mental image. Eep! %%
%% I think it's probably for the best if I never get to know the details of their marriage dynamics. %%
((Starts cleaning up nuts and broken glass with a far-away look in his eyes))
Front-Ranger:
Ahem,
(Definition: Condiibutyrophobia: Fear of having condiments penetrating in the end)
Scary!!
nakymaton:
Meanwhile, a REALLY BIG SPIDER crawls out from behind the condoms ketchup...
Mikaela:
--- Quote from: alec716 on September 28, 2006, 06:22:24 pm ---TERRY CLOTH:
** No, MONROE, all the years I been hanging out in ENNIS' pocket, I ain't never seen him get that. **
--- End quote ---
--- Quote --- Author=Front-Ranger
Definition: Condiibutyrophobia: Fear of having condiments penetrating in the end
Scary!!
--- End quote ---
MONROE:
((Still on his knees clearing up peanutty mess))
((Starts snickering helplessly))
**I can't stop hearing daring innuendo! Saucy comments whispering along the aisles! It sure can't be real, it must be all the recent events have impacted me like this. I probably need professional help to achieve the right kind of de-stressing! Get rid of these here very strange erotic ideas! **
((Looks up to see CHER standing in front of him, right next to the ketchup........ She's removed the peed-upon shoes and is standing barefoot; - squeaky-clean feet.))
Oh, I was just thinking of you! Scout's honor, I really was! Look out, don't come closer - there's broken glass all over the floor over here.
((Blushes wildly at his own audacity:))
We could go....somewhere else. If you'd like.
Lumière:
(( Meanwhile, ALMA takes the girls to the front desk and calls her sister, GWENDOLINE .. who incidently doesn't wish to show her face completely after ENNIS called her ugly earlier ..))
** ALMA ..! Hi!..Why are ya calling me now? Aint you supposed to be at work or sumthin' ?**
ALMA:
** I am at work, silly. I really need a favor right now .. I need ya to take the girls off my hands for like 3 or 4 hours .. I know .. I know .. Ennis came and left 'em here, says he has things to do. Honestly, that man makes me wonder sometimes ..**
GWENDOLINE:
** Sh!t, now aint a good time. ** ((Whispers into the phone ..)) ** I got company .. I can't have yer kids over now..!! **
ALMA:
** Gwen! I need you to do this for me .. I am almost at my wits end! And Alma just crashed about half our inventory of roasted peanuts all over the darn floor .. I could get the sack if I have the girls here like this! Please Gwen! ..Please ?! **
GWENDOLINE:
** Argh! Fine! I'll come over and pick up the girls! But tell that incredibly hot, crazy husband of yers that he'll be getting an a$$-whooping from me one of these days! I'll be right over ..**
((ALMA heaves a sigh of relief as she waits at the front desk for GWENDOLINE to arrive .. wondering whether ENNIS had really gone to the Pharmacy to buy BUTT BUTTER, and what he was planning on using it for ..))
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