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Cher:
--- Quote from: Mikaela on September 28, 2006, 07:00:42 pm ---
MONROE:
((Looks up to see CHER standing in front of him, right next to the ketchup........ She's removed the peed-upon shoes and is standing barefoot; - squeaky-clean feet.))
Oh, I was just thinking of you! Scout's honor, I really was! Look out, don't come closer - there's broken glass all over the floor over here.
((Blushes wildly at his own audacity:))
We could go....somewhere else. If you'd like.
--- End quote ---
ME (in a lush, low, rich, and sultry baritone whisper):
Sure, my sweet grocer man... there's another nice couch in the produce aisle...
or there's always that posh motel down the road with the great desk clerk ...
or we can go back to my trailer, which has been cleared of smoke damage from that onset fire
and redone marvelously, thanks to MISTER RAYMILLE's generous budget and great taste.
So c'mon, MONROE...
(( At this point, I sigh softly and dreamily into MONROE's ear. ))
&& Speaking of that near-tragic nightmare fire,
--- Quote from: YaadPyar on September 23, 2006, 10:27:59 am ---
--- End quote ---
it's given me great inspiration for a new movie project.
&&
Mikaela:
MONROE:
((Watches in horror as REALLY BIG SPIDER emerges and crawls over CHER's feet))
Urgh Argh!!
((Jumps forward, kicks spider aside with a loud yell, takes CHER's hand and drags her towards exit))
Come on - your trailer it is! Let's go! Too much strangeness happening here today, I'm exhausted! Not that there won't be new and exhausting strangeness happening in your trailer, if I know you at all, but..... never mind. Let's just get out of here! I can't take anymore!
((CHER in tow, he rushes past the front desk at top speed, out the door, past the chain-smoking DO-DO, past the writing on the wall, and on down the street.))
%% What was that written there? MONROE is a primate? What's that supposed to mean? Someone hinting that I enjoy bananas? Uh-oh. Here I go again with those thoughts. And whoever wrote it was wrong in any case. %%
((Runs faster))
Meryl:
((Meanwhile back in Texas, JACK is peering into the mystical mirror of the HIGH PRIESTESS.))
--- Quote from: Daniel on September 28, 2006, 12:08:05 pm ---YOUNG JACK:
((smiles at the scene....))
**Yeah, 'cept me and Lureen.... ('less I can git away from 'er) we're adoptin', so the original film'll make sense.**
((Another thought comes to Jack's mind.))
**Wait, is that me? I'm gettin' confused.**
--- End quote ---
((The scene in the water shifts slowly to....))
HIGH PRIESTESS:
** I think that about answers your question. There's a little boy on the way who's going to need his Daddy to help him grow up strong and happy. **
((One more picture starts to form, but the Mirror is fading fast, and JACK is left straining his eyes to catch what it is....))
((The water's surface returns to normal. Meryl opens the venetian blinds, and daylight streams in. JACK crosses to the door of the trailer and stands there looking out at the dusty parking lot, deep in thought.))
Cher:
--- Quote from: Mikaela on September 28, 2006, 09:22:08 pm ---MONROE:
((Watches in horror as REALLY BIG SPIDER emerges and crawls over CHER's feet))
Urgh Argh!!
((Jumps forward, kicks spider aside with a loud yell, takes CHER's hand and drags her towards exit))
Come on - your trailer it is! Let's go! Too much strangeness happening here today, I'm exhausted! Not that there won't be new and exhausting strangeness happening in your trailer, if I know you at all, but..... never mind. Let's just get out of here! I can't take anymore!
--- End quote ---
ME (breathless and delighted and rich and baritone-y, thrilled to be back in my trailer with MONROE):
MONROE, honey, you must be really tired... they're just socks, dear.
.
These flowers you got me from the produce section are beautiful!
Why don't you just relax... I'll light a candle.
C'mere.. s'alright, s'alright...
(( The lights dim in tasteful fashion. In every situation, I am known for tasteful fashion. ))
Daniel:
--- Quote from: meryl on September 28, 2006, 09:26:20 pm ---
** I think that about answers your question. There's a little boy on the way who's going to need his Daddy to help him grow up strong and happy. **
--- End quote ---
YOUNG JACK:
((Jack swallows... looks out at the dusty parking lot.))
**Alright... Still wish I had seen Ennis happier... I reckon ya can't control the water too much, huh? I'll try not to get on yer ass about it... I know what that feels like.**
((Jack grabs up JBB, puts him in his pocket, and steps out the door. He looks both directions on the street, turns back around and looks at the PRIESTESS.))
**Thankee kindly, ma'am.**
((Jack turns back toward the bridal store and begins the slow, long walk back to.... to whatever destiny waited for him there.))
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