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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Meryl:
** HE ESCAPED! **
Meryl:
** Er, I mean...**
** How could anyone possibly think that I would deprive the world of our precious TERRY?! **
alec716:
--- Quote from: Meryl on January 30, 2007, 11:35:41 pm ---** Er, I mean...**
** How could anyone possibly think that I would deprive the world of our precious TERRY?! **
--- End quote ---
(( TERRY CLOTH, freshly laundered and folded and de-splintered, is getting his moxie back. The few AUDIENCE MEMBERS who had returned in the hopes that his acting career might be all washed up leave yet again. ))
TERRY CLOTH:
** Deprive shmeprive, just check her hair for splinters, is all I'm sayin. Now I got a tube a JBB to find... **
southendmd:
AUDIENCE MEMBER:
The warshrag is back! Long live the warshrag!
EAT LINT!
Sashca1007:
ENNIS'S PERKY PRINT JAMMY PANTS:
** Hey! ...... Ps-s-s-s-st! TERRY! I know ya kin hear me, ya little worn out bundle a ravelin's! And I know ya ain't forgot our night a 'dust-bunny lust', honey, under that bed in the dark. Yeah... all comin' back to ya now? My big, long, cottony legs wrappin' around yore loopy little squareness... an' you told me ya felt like you'd bin sprayed with a whole can a starch..... and then ya said 'Ooooo, JAMMY, now I feel so relaxed it's like I had a double Downey dose.... what a pair o' PANTS!!!' Remember THAT, little rag? Hunh?! So, what the HELL are you doin' lookin' fer that runty, rolled up tube a goo?! Ya oughta at least be stickin' with your own kind, meanin' COTTON, and not some slatherin' little Slut Butt Cream!**
%% Oh, what am I talkin' about.... I know I ain't nothin' compared to the likes a JACK'S PANTS ( ;D) what with all his fancy buttons and loops and french seams and whut-not, but I can still show a smarty pants little warshrag a better time than that little.... oh, who am I kiddin'.... that precious little tube is the sweetest danged thing I seen in years. I reckon I'm just jealous a the both of 'em.... maybe one night Terry and JBB will get extra loopy an' invite me ta join 'em..... sigh.....%%
**HEY! Shake out your lint and listen to me, ya greasy little shop-rag!**
%% Ah, Terry, please come back to me..... >snif< :'(%%
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