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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Pipedream:
--- Quote from: Meryl on January 30, 2007, 11:34:02 pm ---
** HE ESCAPED! **
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coffeecat33:
Daniel:
LAUREL SPARTA:
((As with the rest of the cast and crew, the production assistant Miss Sparta is overjoyed to hear of Terrycloth's return.))
**I'm overjoyed to hear of your return.... Now can we get on with the production?**
((Laurel grabs up her cellphone and quickly dials the production tower.))
**Alright, Cissy, go into my office and turn the Riverton set shuffle off. People are getting dizzy and I do want to avoid as many lawsuits as possible.** ((Laurel wrinkles her nose.)) **They can be quite expensive, and if there's anything this production does NOT have, its an infinite budget.**
welliwont:
JAKETWIST~
Ok, does anyone remember where we are in the script? Daniel?? Leslie??? You guys? do you even know your lines? Why are we still hanging in the middle of scene 53? Who's up next? Leslie? Daniel? Now ya know we don't have any child actors to play the girls, so you will just have to imagine that there are two little girls sitting in that truck over there.....
%%Why does it always hafta be me who steers this show back on course?%%
Cheese Wiz you guys........
((JakeTwist turns and walks to the other side of the set taking deep breaths, eyes rolling and bugging out of his her head))
%%I gotta relax, relax.... calm down...... breathe..... cain't let this happen again.....%%
Ok, now I am sure that everyone is over the moon that our beloved breakout star TERRY CLOTH has found his way back to us once more, and yes Management has stepped up the security on the set and we have hired more security detail to be on watch for certain undesirables.
So everyone can just relax and get back to work goddammit....
((JT starts to lose it again, walks away again, breathing deeply))
%%Just my luck ol' SPARTAN APPLES would have to be hangin' around today. She's probably spyin' on me, I just know she's after my job....%%
saucycobblers:
--- Quote from: alec716 on January 30, 2007, 11:57:31 pm ---TERRY CLOTH:
** Now I got a tube a JBB to find... **
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((After staring at BAD BYRON for near on a week, and even a few abortive attempts at friendly conversation, JBB is beginning to suspect that BB is either dead, a butt rub of few words (well, none actually), or that...*gasp*...JBB Butt Cream Enterprises and our beloved director-in-chief were unable to cast the part because no effen actors turned up for the audition >:(.
JBB sighs heavily.))
JBB:
**Another butt rub bites the dust
And JBB's left full of lust
I just want a hug
From that son of a rug
But go on without him I must.**
((JBB draws himself up to his full height of 7 and one quarter inches and, now fully recovered from the Del Mar lurgy, straightens his lid and resolves to enter back into the PT with renewed vigour. He rolls out onto ALMA's porch and gasps...))
JBB:
**TERRY... FUCKIN'... CLOTH!!!**
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