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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Meryl:
((Deep within the recesses of the company spa....))
%%What am I doing? I'm mad, mad, but I can't help it! Madame Schwannstucker swore on a stack of "Mein Kampf's" that a mere three hours in this suit from Hell can make me look twenty again!! Flab, wrinkles, cellulite, all gone!!!! It's still in the experimental stages, but I begged her to let me do it. She was very reluctant, but in the end she said she feels I have the strength of mind and body to conquer its rigors. She's calling it the Anorek-Sea-Wrap.
If I live through this insane torture (I'm dying of the heat, every inch of my body itches!), I'm receiving Hoss in my chambers for a soul healing/career consultation, followed by a late supper. That scamp wants something from me, I know. His motives are not pure. I mean--I'm hoping they're not pure, but, well--you know what I mean.....
And none of that rice wine nonsense tonight. I've laid in a case of Old Rose.%%
Sashca1007:
JACK'S PANTS -
%%YOUNG JACK is looking down there at that fella in the stream who's showin' some bare leg.... whoa...here we go again! That's all it took! Now I'm gettin' pushed and pulled and.... NOW what.... OH! Dang! YOUNG JACK can unbuckle and unbutton faster'n.... ah-h-hhh...... way up here all alone, seems like that's all I do.... unbutton ...button... unbutton.... sometimes get tossed aside altogether. %%
Ray:
%% Yes, what is the Minister doing up there hiding in the bushes? %%
** You do look much lighter Meryl **
** It was a GOOD slap Daniel, never a bad one! **
** Not long now Pants and velcro will be all the rage! Hang in there! **
Daniel:
** Well, I've come to the conclusion that the minister is a Mormon, and he's been sent out as a missionary to comb the wilderness of Wyoming for those needing to be sheepherded into the sacred flock **
** Course he had better stay away from the sheep, cause Aguirre wouldn't like it if any of the sheep joined the Church of Latter Day Saints. **
** Look out for neighborhoods with these signs. Religious zealots will be accosting little old ladies with bibles in hand.**
Daniel:
--- Quote from: Ray on June 24, 2006, 08:00:41 pm ---
** It was a GOOD slap Daniel, never a bad one! **
--- End quote ---
** Oh well, that's different. **
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