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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Ellemeno:
--- Quote from: Elle-Effen'-Meno on June 24, 2006, 03:41:58 pm ---THE ASSISTANT:
** Now I can pat everyone on the ass, every once in a while.... **
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--- Quote from: alec716 on June 24, 2006, 03:56:26 pm ---TERRY CLOTH
** On the set, or way out in the middle of nowhere? How often? :( Ever' four effen' posts?! **
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THE ASSISTANT:
((pats THE WARSH RAG gently on his denier* and resumes makin' a liviin'.))
*Denier = A unit of fineness for cloth fibers, based on a standard mass per length of 1 gram per 9,000 meters of yarn.
Ellemeno:
--- Quote from: cmr107 on June 24, 2006, 07:03:42 pm ---We would like to inform you that Courtney, understudy for the fabulous DeeDee, has been out all day. She has arrived on the set, but we are uncertain how long she will stay.
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%% Alls I know is that if the understudies in Beach Blanket Babylon in San Francisco had "been out all day," the audience wouldn't a stood for it. No m'am. No way. No how. Whatever happen a "The show must go on?" Damn you, Ennis.... %%
Daniel:
**strange voiceover: Tonight the parts of Jack and Ennis will be played by Daniel, so that the show can proceed faster **
**Statler: That's not right! **
**Waldorf: Boo! We don't like these newfangled performances! **
**Statler: Two roles in one play? **
**Waldorf: ((hard of hearing)) Two rolls in the hay?**
**Statler: We haven't got there yet.**
Ray:
= Right! Calling a huddle with the Assistant Director & The High Priestess to discuss the appropriateness of human sacrifice on set! ** Included would have been the FSD had she not been called Bagdad to rearrange a few odds and sods; The Props Fairy/Magician who is teaching her protege the finer art of drinking with the German footy team; and the Animal Trainer who has roamed from the flock! ** =
Ellemeno:
--- Quote from: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 08:53:45 pm ---**Statler: Two roles in one play? **
**Waldorf: ((hard of hearing)) Two rolls in the hay?**
**Statler: We haven't got there yet.**
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%% We may only have one a the stars present on the set, but he's givin' a hunnerd n ten per cent. %%
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