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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Meryl:
--- Quote from: Sashca1007 on June 19, 2006, 01:59:02 pm ---TRUCK DRIVER-
"Sure thing."
** 20 minutes later...**
%% Damn! I was plannin' to SAVE this apple that feller left in here....but now it's kinda soggy-like...what with all my lickin' on it ...and all.... lemme think on this just a little more... %%
--- End quote ---
((Tootie and Elizabeth, chatting companionably on the outskirts of Signal as they walk to their waitress jobs at Pete's Pulled-Pork Pen
start to pass a semi tractor-trailer truck parked along the road, when a loud groan from within the cab brings them up short. Alarmed, Tootie steps up to peer in the window, but it is so fogged up, she can't see a thing, so she raps loudly on it. Suddenly the engine starts up, the emergency brake is released with a thud, and Tootie has to leap off the step as the truck springs forward. The girls stare in amazement as, 500 feet down the road, the driver opens the door and tosses out a large apple, then keeps driving like a bat out of hell. Approaching it with caution, they find themselves strangely attracted to the moistly gleaming orb.....))
Ray:
** Yes Anky Spanky, it is very important for Actors to warm up to keep those muscles loose! Can't beat a loose muscle! **
** John, I am very impressed with your Chutzpah! I'm impressed with your shameless grandstanding! Shake it girl Man! **
YaadPyar:
Mrs. Twist: "I'm in the cellar puttin' up the pickled beets. Be up soon." %%That stoopid old b*stard. When is he gonna just kick the bucket and leave me in peace.%%
Ellemeno:
The Wind (maybe AKA Pentecost-type Holy Ghost): %%There he goes mucking up her floor again, I'm just going to blow all this dirt out the door. God, I love her.%%
Lumière:
((Lucise shakes head vigorously at Ginger, Peeing Sheep's sister's brother-in-law... ))
= For the very last time!! You cannot wear that on screen!! >:(
I have no issues with you being a drag queen at all other times, but
you absolutely can NOT wear your Gay Pride costume up on Broken Arsed!! >:( =
(( Wipes sweat off brow ...))
= Go continue doing push-ups with your ewe and lambs! NOW!! =
%% There will be no drama today! Everything will go smoothly. There will be no drama today! Everything will go smoothly. There will be no drama today! Everything will go smoothly. %%
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