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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Ray:
= Hello my beloved Cast & Crew. As some of you may be aware, I have been away attending to some medical needs. What you may NOT know, is that I experienced some anxiety leading up to my portrayal of Lureen, and felt, both as a commitment to this production and you loyal production members , and as a little self rewarding pick me up, it was time get that boob job I have wanted for so long. I have had those old leather straps replaced with a perky twenty something looking rack. I was telling my new butcher a few weeks ago how kind he was to be flirting with me as he bagged a kilo of honey garlic BBQ snags for the woman next to me, but that I was fully aware that my boobs poking from the bottom of my T-shirt must have made me less attractive. He produced a catalogue of breast implants that he kept under the counter for just such occasions, and the next thing I was being administered an anesthetic in a hospital theatre, and undergoing a youth reclamation procedure.
The first operation was a flop as the implants rejected, but I just whipped back in after choosing an alternate model and viola! I was amazed how inexpensive the implants were by themselves. It’s the hospital costs that hurt! I’m still wrapped in bandages, so I can only imagine how stunning I look under them, but I’m sure that I will be completely healed by the time we progress to Lureen’s entrance, an entrance I have been preparing for all my adult life.
I hope this explains my recent absence, and I hope that you all feel more at ease to know that it was to benefit our beloved Broken Arsed Mountain. =
Sashca1007:
--- Quote from: Daniel on July 01, 2006, 07:21:36 pm ---YOUNG JACK
Ya said yer pa was a roper? He do much rodeoin'? Maybe he taught ya a thing or two? Wouldn't mind gettin' some rodeoin' pointers if ya had any.
--- End quote ---
JACK'S PANTS -
%% Especially if those 'pointers' are anything like the 'shooting an elk (banana)' pointers he was givin' Jack earlier.... Whoo-EEE! Those Levi's of Ennis's was smack up against my backside.... and somethin' was pointin' right at me, that's fer dang sure. Mm-m-m....rodeoin' pointers.. YEAH! If he gets good enough at rodeoin', one of these days YOUNG JACK just might wrap some fancy chaps around ME. It's what most a us pants can only dream about. Course, they say they're for 'protection', but us pants know chaps is fer framin' and highlightin' our purtiest parts. %% :o
DeeDee:
Young Ennis:
(( Now Ennis is moving around finding it hard to sit still.))
Ma pa couldn't stand rodeo cowboys, thought they was all f*ck ups. Said most of em had a drinkin' habit. Course wha did my pa know?
((Looks down and cannot believe he said that))
%% I hope I didn' say much to upset em. Sometimes I need a size 12 in ma mouth.
Mebbe if I give him a little sexy smirk, he'll know I'm jes' jokin'.%%
YaadPyar:
** Recent photos of Director Raymille leaked to the press following his plastic surgery in preparation for his role as Lureen. Please DO NOT re-post these photos anywhere, as they are unofficial and have not been approved by the Director himself for public release. **
There was a slight problem when the implants were inserted in the wrong part of his anatomy the first time.
Subsequent surgeries were much more successful. Looking good post-operatively! (All he needs is the facial feminization surgery, and he's a ringer for Lureen.)
Ready to play Lureen in lovely red.
Daniel:
--- Quote from: DeeDee on July 01, 2006, 08:13:42 pm ---Young Ennis:
(( Now Ennis is moving around finding it hard to sit still.))
Ma pa couldn't stand rodeo cowboys, thought they was all f*ck ups. Said most of em had a drinkin' habit. Course wha did my pa know?
((Looks down and cannot believe he said that))
%% I hope I didn' say much to upset em. Sometimes I need a size 12 in ma mouth.
Mebbe if I give him a little sexy smirk, he'll know I'm jes' jokin'.%%
--- End quote ---
YOUNG JACK:
%% F*ckups.... hmm.. ohh, not in that way. %%
((suddenly goes defensive))
The hell they are, Ennis! ((takes a swig from WHISKEY BOTTLE)) You know as well as I what kinda sportsmanship it takes: firm thigh muscles, buttocks, quick control, the ability to release at just the right moment.
%% You want me to demonstrate? %%
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