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alec716:

--- Quote from: DeeDee on July 01, 2006, 08:13:42 pm ---Young Ennis:

  Sometimes I need a size 12 in ma mouth.

--- End quote ---



TERRY CLOTH:

%%  Uh-oh, looks like I'm gonna be needed again sooner rather than later...  %%

** Oh, he meant a SHOE.  Right, got'ca.  **   ;)

saucycobblers:
Please allow me to introduce myself... I have been auditioned and given the go ahead to take up the crucial, and as yet unfilled, role of...

...JACK'S BODY BUTTER (JBB)

My slathering credentials speak for themselves, having moistened the heels, knees and elbows of Elizabeth Hurley and the arse of Elton John, no less. I am looking forward greatly to working with the great Mr Raymille and all the other BrokeArsed cast & crew members on this quality production.

Although I am contracted to Mr Twist, be ass-ured that attending to Mr DelMar's scaley areas as required poses no conflict of professional interests on my part - in fact, it would be my pleasure.

Monsieur Raymille, I'm ready for my

alec716:
TERRY CLOTH:

**  Good to know you, JBB.  Especially now that you are here, it looks like I shouldn't get too comfortable in the Sacred Relics room... I'm gonna be a Scared Relic before all of this is over.  **

(( TERRY CLOTH resumes resting up for The Long Night Ahead.  ))

saucycobblers:
JBB:

** As we'll be working closely together Terry, might i trouble you to tell me what the Sacred Relics room is... and should i be scared? **

(( Snaps lid grumpily ))

%% Nothing was said about this during contract negotiations. Most unprofessional... %%

Daniel:
** Hey JBB. I don't think we'll need you in the Sacred Relic room, you can stay in the pocket of JACK'S PANTS, I'm sure it wouldn't mind havin' some company.**

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