MONROE:(( Feeling certain that he just came within an inch of a massive heart attack, MONROE realizes that it's not CHER herself but a life-sized CHER cardboard standee that scared the living daylights out of him with a vengeance in the trailer:))
~~ CHER
always leaves this beauty behind to welcome guests while she's away on jobs. Wouldn't want guests to be robbed of her magnificence at any time, you know ~~
** I've never been this horrified in my life! Those clothes.... She'd freeze to death in a second if she ever ventured to Wyoming in that outfit! Freeze her bits right off fer sure! Perhaps that'd be for the best though.**
((Shakes head, sighing longingly))
**Luckily, the woman of
my dreams knows how to dress with a view to both the extremely flattering and the entirely sensible! Oh, my one and only BAA! In my most cherished dreams you appear in this beautiful, alluring and classy attire: **
%% Well, there's nobody here. The horrific standee shock has left me more peckish than ever. I really need to recharge my batteries with a 5-course dinner or some such. Suppose I'd better be on my way. %%
=aside= Monroe has had the PT all to himself all day! Where
is everyone? Well, at the rodeo, of course - but why don't they report in??