I swiped this one from my son, who posted it in Will's "Linez U won't hear in BBM" over of the TOB at IMDb..so with apologies to Dave
First Tent Scene Ennis: What're you doin'?
Jack: Trying to get in your friggin pants what do you think I'm doing!
Ennis: bout damn time, I been sending signals ever since you pulled up in that rattle trap old pick-up a yours. BUT I'm gettin' in your's first cowboy I been dreaming bout this for weeks!
Jack : grunting as Ennis shoves him over You have!?!
Ennis: Hell yes, getting drunk tonight was my last hope you'd make your move man!
ANG: CUT, sounds good guys but THAT is not the MOVIE we're making here.