Lureen was Cowgirl with her sites on our Jack,
She went to him, fear of rejection did she lack,
Jack asked the bartender about this young honey,
And whether she went at it like a frisky bunny,
'Cause he fancied the thought of her nude on her back.
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My sights on you sets my mouth a-drooling,
You make me hot as hell and you know I ain't fooling,
Your lips are softer than a baby's bottom,
all things to turn me on, man, you got'em,
So this heat for you ain't never cooling.
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Lashawn, she was quite the talker,
and it took only one Johnny Walker
To unleash the fury of her tongue,
you'd think you were stepping in Dung,
I know she's hot, but wouldn't want to be her stalker!
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Ol' John Twist loved to keep a spittin' cup,
he belittled Jack since he was a young pup.
He never quite accepted his son's gayness,
and Jack fled him to settle in Childress.
The Ol' geezer went too far! Bit over the top!
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The reason Jack didn' like beans
Was that he was wearing tight jeans.
The gas he would pass,
From out of his ass,
Would burst the damn thing by all means!
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Ennis del Mar, you randy dandy hunk,
get over here and put off that trunk!
"Love that peachy bottom", Jack growled,
"Less talk and more action please!" Ennis howled,
So into Jack Ennis quickly sunk.