I think I'll shoot one of the sheep
It could be a secret we can keep
I'll make you such a meal
What d'you say? It's a deal?
Yes! I'll end up in a satisfied heap!
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Jack and Randall sat on the bench
Neither thinking about a wench.
Nor of fishing, truth be told
Randall thought: shall I be bold?
'Cuz this Jack, he's quite a mensch.
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Rodeoin' aint like it was in my Pa's day,
But I'll ride more than bulls, if I have my say
Don't matter if he's clipped or not
As long as he is smokin' hot!
You'll not stop me then! Just get out of my way!
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Them lucky sheep sure got an eyeful
when Jack and Ennis got playful
The moans they must've heard,
overheated the herd
Especially when, of Jack, Ennis took a mouthful.
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Ennis took his daughters to town,
When he was with them, never a frown.
He bought them ice cream
They were quite the splendid team
For with his girls he could smile like a clown.
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I'll make him eat the phukin' floor,-
he screamed, - and then ran for the door
Now what? Alma she knew!
He raced down to the Black and Blue,
Ennis couldn't hide his love for Jack any more.
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Ennis said "Jack, I'm so horny
And at the risk of sounding corny
You got the best-looking toosh I ever saw.
Now listen, I'll lay down the law
We walk this road together, 'tis our journey!
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Ennis learned the news via the US mail
He was crushed, his heart 'bout to fail.
That one word "Deceased"
Was crushing, he couldn't be appeased.
'Twas a sad, tragic end to their tale.
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Jack made Ennis smile so very wide,
They were at their best when they were side by side.
In midday sun or late at night,
when Jack washed clothes it was quite a sight,
They were together as long as they could ride.
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He fumbled with his belt buckle, breathing hard
was bettin' everything on this one card:
Removing it, his bottom was bare,
Ennis wasn't running, that means he did care!
Betwixt them no holds were barred!
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Damn! It ain't like this with girls,
said Jack, as he kissed Ennis' curls.
I love everything about you from head to toe,
Next time, let's do it nice and slow
When you kiss me, my whole world swirls!
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I'd love to be Ennis' warsh rag
Be almost as good as a long shag
All over his face, arms, legs and d**k
A lil' water, a bit of clear slick...
I'd savor his taut muscles, def'nitely no sag...