How about, "Please get off my lap, it wasn't you I was looking at, it was him.........and now he is leaving all because you will not get off my lap."
Man: For the amount we paid, couldn't you have gotten bigger implants?
funny!! I look forward to reading (myself Iam not so good at people...give me kitties and I can go all day..)
If you WANTED a Poodle you shoulda GOT a poodleYou'll go to sleep SOMETIME, Pal