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David In Indy:
It's so damn cold outside by the time I got to my car I was transgendered.

David In Indy:
It's so cold outside I climbed into the refrigerator to get warm.

Speaking of which, something weird happened to me a little while ago. I have a refrigerator in my garage. I use to store my bottled water, coke, etc. I also use it to store meat, chicken, bread etc (in the freezer section) when I buy too much at the grocery store.

Anyway!

I went out there tonight and opened it up and a bunch of mist filled the inside. Like fog. Apparently my garage is colder than the inside of the refrigerator and freezer. :P

And my garage is heated. But I keep the temperature out there much lower than in the rest of the house and I guess the furnace cannot keep up with all the cold coming in through the walls in there. :-\

David In Indy:
It's so damn cold outside, when I decided to give myself a haircut, instead of using scissors I stood outside and snapped it off.

David In Indy:
It's so cold outside people are drinking DQ Frosties to keep warm.

Katie77:

--- Quote from: DavidinIndy on January 15, 2009, 02:29:33 am ---It's so damn cold outside, when I decided to give myself a haircut, instead of using scissors I stood outside and snapped it off.

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