It's hot today. The heat index in Indianapolis today is suppose to reach 110 degrees (43 c). People are really bitching about it too; including me.
It was sooooo hot today, ice cubes changed to steam before I could drop them in my glass.
It was sooooo hot today, I saw the sun fanning itself.
It was sooooo hot today, Satan committed suicide.
It was sooooo hot today, people were lighting bonfires to stay cool.
It was sooooo hot today, I fried a batch of chicken on my lap.
It was soooo hot today, I watched my dog turn up the air conditioning.
It was soooo hot today, I saw two camels and an alligator....... okay, I'll stop now.
Whew! It is HOT today!
Thank you for listening to me. I had to get that off my back.
IT'S HOT TODAY Y'ALL!!