Author Topic: ~~THE PERFORMANCE~~ Critics Gallery  (Read 226495 times)

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE~~ Critics Gallery
« Reply #590 on: July 08, 2007, 11:50:11 am »
Ha!  Laura, I love your psychedelic view of Jack, complete with sea serpent montage.  ;D  8)
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE~~ Critics Gallery
« Reply #591 on: July 08, 2007, 12:08:48 pm »
lAURA your killing me!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Tent poles.....

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE~~ Critics Gallery
« Reply #592 on: July 08, 2007, 02:23:53 pm »
The performance by LauraGigs as stoned Ennis rivals that of Jack Nicholson in Easy Rider!!!! Yee-haw!!

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE~~ Critics Gallery
« Reply #593 on: July 08, 2007, 04:25:49 pm »
ENNIS:  Yew gonna pass that back over, cowboy?



Oh, my gosh, Laura!  JACK 'bogarting that joint' made me laugh out loud and nearly spit coffee on the monitor! 

And Ennis's 'tent pole' hysteria and visions of Jack make me wonder if you are a method actress extraordinaire!  :o :laugh:
« Last Edit: July 08, 2007, 05:42:07 pm by Sashca1007 »
"From the vibration of the floorboard on which they both stood Ennis could feel how hard Jack was shaking."

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE~~ Critics Gallery
« Reply #594 on: July 08, 2007, 05:34:03 pm »
Hey Melinda, I am sooooo sorry, your name accidentally fell off the last Call Sheet, I have no excuse.  I know, unforgivable, but I have corrected the mistake, please, will you forgive me?

Here it is again with the correction:

CALL SHEET

==THE NEXT SCENES ARE:

          SCENE # 62 – TNIT (LIL WAITRESS / RANCH FOREMAN'S WIFE)
          SCENE # 63 – FIGHT BY THE LAKE
          SCENE # 64 – DOZY EMBRACE / ENNIS DRIVES AWAY



THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:
Ennis - Laura
Jack - Daniel

THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME PLAYERS:
Jack's Body Butter - Nicky
Jack's Pants - Melinda
Terry Cloth (formerly known as Warshrag) - Alec  ==

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE~~ Critics Gallery
« Reply #595 on: July 09, 2007, 08:59:56 am »
Heh heh heh . . .

Djew say somethin bout tent poles?

Hee hee hee . . .

Tent poles ? tent poles? Well I had me a nice one a few hours ago. Heh heh heh. Heh heh heh!

Tent poles!  You had one too ? remember?  Nice big one too!  Heh heh heh!  Aw Gaaaawd, tent poles!  Heeheehee ? heehee ? eeeeeEEEEEEEEEheeheeheehee!  Tent poles!  Cantbelieveyousaidthat! Tentpoles! Hahahahahahhahahaha Aw MAAAAN! Tent poles!
((tears flowing))  Tentpoles! OhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGod . . . HehHehHehHehHeh GoodOneMan! Tentpoles! HaHaHaHaHa EEEEEEEEheeheeheehee   ((clutching side))  OhManGettinGutCrampsHere! WorseThanSignal! Heehee. Heehee ? eeeee EEEEEEEEEheeheeheehee! DidIBringTheGoodTentPoles?? Hahahahahahhahahaha! NotJustAnyTentPoles. TheGoodOnes! ((rolls on ground))  HaHaHaHaHa EEEEEEEEheeheeheehee OhManTentPoles! Tent Poles! HeeHeeHeeHeeHeeHehHehHehHeh!

((continuous hysterical laughter))


You're givin' me gut cramps here!  (And thanks for actually saying "Bogart" "out loud," Melinda, that little doozy just puzzled me til I read your post.)

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE~~ Critics Gallery
« Reply #596 on: August 05, 2007, 12:55:20 pm »
I love you guys, this is one of the best threads ever!!

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Heh heh heh . . .

Djew say somethin bout tent poles?

Hee hee hee . . .

Tent poles — tent poles? Well I had me a nice one a few hours ago. Heh heh heh. Heh heh heh!

Tent poles!  You had one too — remember?  Nice big one too!  Heh heh heh!  Aw Gaaaawd, tent poles!  Heeheehee — heehee — eeeeeEEEEEEEEEheeheeheehee!  Tent poles!  Cantbelieveyousaidthat! Tentpoles! Hahahahahahhahahaha Aw MAAAAN! Tent poles!
((tears flowing))  Tentpoles! OhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGod . . . HehHehHehHehHeh GoodOneMan! Tentpoles! HaHaHaHaHa EEEEEEEEheeheeheehee   ((clutching side))  OhManGettinGutCrampsHere! WorseThanSignal! Heehee. Heehee — eeeee EEEEEEEEEheeheeheehee! DidIBringTheGoodTentPoles?? Hahahahahahhahahaha! NotJustAnyTentPoles. TheGoodOnes! ((rolls on ground))  HaHaHaHaHa EEEEEEEEheeheeheehee OhManTentPoles! Tent Poles! HeeHeeHeeHeeHeeHehHehHehHeh!

((continuous hysterical laughter))

Laura, I can read this a hunderd times, and it still cracks me up!
« Last Edit: August 08, 2007, 05:59:04 pm by Dagi »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE~~ Critics Gallery
« Reply #597 on: August 16, 2007, 10:07:19 pm »
You've outdone yourself this time, Laura, and that's sayin' something!  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

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Why Don't We Do It In the Tent  •  Here Comes That Summer Snow  •  Gun's Goin Off (and I Like It)
Coyotes Cry When the Apples Fall  •  Icy Aguirre Spyin On Me  •  Hot Damn My Boot's On Fire
Bean Fever  •  Dontcha Wish Yer Horsey (Was Hot Like Me)  •  S.H.I.T. (That's Hard)
Liquor Really Is Quicker  •  I Fought The Urge (And The Urge Won)

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE~~ Critics Gallery
« Reply #598 on: August 16, 2007, 11:03:08 pm »
Actually I can't take credit for that one; that's by Gnash (a DC-er).  I asked his permission of course, & credit him at the top.

All the other posts are LauraGigs originals though!
« Last Edit: August 17, 2007, 12:57:56 am by LauraGigs »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE~~ Critics Gallery
« Reply #599 on: August 17, 2007, 12:56:42 am »
Ah well, the LauraGigs ones are damn good by themselves.  You get points for fessing up, though.  ;D
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