One time I was in the produce dept at a grocery store and just couldn't stop staring at this one kid... he was standing at a produce table with his pants ON THE FLOOR AROUND HIS ANKLES.
He was talking to a friend and the table/produce stand was kind of between them so his friend couldn't see, I guess. And it was really no biggie since he had these big oversized basketball shorts on underneath. But in the meantime his outer shorts had completely fallen down, along with a belt with a metal buckle (I guess it had been fashionably loose too, although I don't know how he could have missed the
clunk when the metal buckle hit the floor – maybe the big shorts kind of insulated the noise).
Anyway I just stared at him with a 'WTF' look, and went on my way. I got halfway to the deli and heard him go, "Oh my God!!"